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You forgot the one about that bumbling, incompetent fool Les Reed, who despite overseeing a rise from league one to a top 8 premier league finish four years in a row, European football and a major cup final, clearly doesnt have a clue what he is doing.

How do you work out our midfielders only scored 5-7 between them? Presumably the three strikers you refer to are long, Gabbiadini and Austin and I would agree with 30-35 being a reasonable return from them. In which case Redmond, Tadic, Boufal, Ward-Prowse, Claise, Hojberg, Davis and Romeu are the midfield you're expecting "12-15 goals" from Last seasons return Redmond 8 Tadic 3 Boufal 2 JWP 4 Claise 2 That's 19 right there, in a season where Boufal, Tadic and Davis contributed fewer goals than you'd expect them too yet still above you're "12-15 goals" target already and 3 times more than your "5-7 goal between them" claims.

We went on November for the weekend. It's a brilliant city, loads to see and do We stayed at the hotel romantica which despite its two stars was really nice, although we did upgrade to a suite which was a cracking room with a jacuzzi. Think it was about £700 for the weekend including flights and transfers. it was about 10 minutes from the Spanish steps which are a bit of a disappointment but the only one. The metro is good and cheap, worth taking to see Vatican City but we walked most places Had a bit of weird experience when we were walking to the coliseum a guy in a car pulled up asking for directions to the coliseum, which was right In front. He claimed to be visiting for a fashion show and was a big name in the industry, he then tried giving me the most hideous leather jacket you've ever seen to thank me for my help, naturally I declined and he drove off in a huff. All in all though a great city, food and wine as you'd expect it top notch, loads to see and do.

Oh dear, it seems Saints were scouting a player when they saw Pochettino. they weren't scouting him. http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/revealed-how-scouting-philippe-coutinho-paved-the-way-for-mauricio-pochettinos-arrival-at-tottenham-a3240441.html

He must be brilliant having delivered Juanmi and oh, that's it.

Another amazing black box coincidence. We've got an Argie Manager who last managed in Spain and we're trying to sign an Argie who is playing in Spain. I also just read he was dubbed the new Sergio Aguero due to his determind playing style, I'd suggest more the Argentine Shane Long.

How as a parent do you ever come to terms with that? I've got a son a year younger than Bradley and even just reading some of the Facebook messages had me welling up. I supppse at least they have lots of pictures and memories of his brave, smiling face and the knowledge that whilst what he went through was horrific at least the short life he had was as good as it could have been. Let's just hope the family are not forgetten and they get the support they need.

Remind me of the games where, apart from being a ginger dwarf, he's come anywhere near to living up to his billing as the new Paul Scholes.

Better than Paulo Maldini pal https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/tennis/2017/06/27/paolo-maldini-loses-professional-tennis-debut/amp/

Bednarek woooohh He comes from near krakow He f*cking hates pompey now

I have always maintained the dwarf did a good job until 2/3rd of the way through our championship season then it all went to sh*t. His ego ran away with him. I warned time and time again on here what he was doing and was shouted down for being a troll, having an agenda against Cortese etc. Some of the things like the spoon incident, getting banned from a city centre restaurant and his own, private toilet were funny but also a measure of what the crazy dwarf was like. Then there were his transfer dealing as well as treatment of existing players, the decreasing commercial revenues despite two promotions, the revolving door of senior back office staff who just couldn't work under him and of course the debt and the loans the list goes on. Yet people wouldn't have it.

I'm genuinely intrigued as to why someone who has spent much of their life researching the club, writing books about the club and they are very good books, whilst presumably making a reaonable income along the way appears to hate absolutely everything about it.

Going to have to find something else to Moan about now, sure it won't take long although this has Been a hobby horse of yours for a few years now.

Matthew, think about it. We claim to track managers for years, we know exactly who we want to replace an outgoing manager. What an amazing coincidence the the last 3 managers we've tracked for years were all out of work right at the time we needed them. Funnily enough so was everyone else linked with the job, what a coincidence, every single manager we've been tracking for years were all unemployed when we interviewed them.

Another manager who is unemployed. What a coincidence that that every time we need a manager the one we appoint who we have been tracking for years and our top target all along is out of work. I wonder if the black box will start throwing up players from the Spanish league or Argentina now we've got one who has worked there, just like it started spitting out names from holland and French by coincidence when koeman and Puel were here. Welcome Mauricio, I hope you do interesting interviews or fans will be on your back before we've played a game.

You mean a 90% of a manager who doesn't speak English, has no plan b, isn't interested in the cups, only makes like for like substitutions, his tactics don't work when we go a goal down. Yeah sounds great.

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Why the hell not? It's just an amazing coincidence that when we had a Dutch manager who had previously worked in the Dutch league we signed a lot of Dutch players or players from the Dutch league and when we got a French manager we started signing players for the French league. We've been tracking all these players for ages don't you know. Much like whenever we need a new manager the one we hire is by coincidence currently out of work.

Love it. A shirt for all seasons. Winter it'll look amazing over my hooded top with Ill fitting boot cut jeans about 3 inches too long crunched up at the ankle over my crap trainers. Summer it'll nicely frame my pot belly, worn with awesome 3/4 length shorts. Can't wait to wear it whilst I'm stand in pubs, gut hanging out, singing generic football songs at the TV. Well done saints, I'll definitely get my £50s worth.

WIll he still be drinking real ale, wearing tight jeans with turn ups, a cheque shirt, new balance trainers with a beard discussing left wing politics?

I wonder if Dwight Yorke will apply then play the race card when he doesn't get it.

What about the book of hilarious one liners for the media to keep the dribbling, fat messes that call themselves fans entertained?

Probably the right decision in the end. Feel a bit sorry for him, poor summer transfer window, injuries to key players, had to play half a season without a striker who could score regularly then the other half with one of the worst centre back parings in the league. He may not have been the right fit for us but some of our pot bellied, dinlow fans wanted him out since the end of August because he didn't crack jokes in the media. The whole thing about him being boring is pathetic, I'd rather have someone like Puel than a slimy cockroach like Klopp playing up to his wacky character image he likes to portray. Whoever our new manager is he better make sure he's got a book on one liners to keep our knob head fan base LOLing.

Evidently you do.