Convict Colony

It's like we've been learning golf this season. First game was like us having our swing good and the balls going straight where want them. Then every game after we've started moving feet, changing hands and now we've got the fucking yips and couldn't hit a 🐄 arse with a 🪕. We've got too complicated and fucked it up.

Can we have a new rule that as soon as we lose a game the thread is locked and hidden. Sort of like a MIB memory swipe and we can pretend we've got a chance in the next game.

I don't live on earth but the aliens are ripping the piss hard.

Martins a numpty for his Alcaraz comments. More so since the guys he trusts haven't turned up this season or in some cases every season.

One thing about SR is that they look at the data, not the surface level stuff.

You sick bastard We've just lost 4 on the spin and your making us think about losing 5 🤣

Guys just went for a curry, had a vindaloo chicken, cheese naan and 4 large beers, have lots of wind. Are we still fucked ?

When Manning came on I actually thought he made us worse defensively. He goes MIA and did some terrible ball give aways in our half. At least perraud tried to defend.

actually good point i forgot we had cash

Transfermarkt not working for me but whose currently free as a manager cos we wont be paying for another.

Lost 4 straight games, were not unlucky in any of them, same mistakes over and over and over again. We now look poor attacking as well, to be honest we look like some bipolar real housewife type a fucking mess, terrible at everything. I dont think SR will sack him but if he is on thin ice 100% now.

I thought football was about highs and lows, where is my fucking high !!

Martin could be seriously on the chopping block for the next international break.

If I'm Alcaraz I'm telling my agent to get to work.

This is bollocks isn't it

I would also like us to pass the ball a bit faster and inject some tempo into this walking football and move boro around a bit.

If I could make some changes i would do this given we now need a goal. Bring on manning and switch KWP back Replace Smallbone with Alcaraz to link up with the forwards better and have a goal scoring midfielder on. Give fraser 10mins of the 2nd half then put on Sulemana Replace anyone else as needed.

Not sure I am calling that near post given the bloke shot near the D at the edge of the box, he got a strong hand to it but the shot was just hard, it happens.

Stream bro's plenty to choose from here https://m.soccerstreams100.io/event/eng-2/southampton-vs-boro-live-soccer-stats/673553

ignore all my posts in future - I will put this up there with the kompany will be a shit manager for burnley in the championship hall of fame wrong takes.

KWP dishing out some hospital passes there

Got to be a first most of saintsweb like the team line up

I would of put carlos in ahead of smallbone for sure.

he's playing RB with KWP on the left Bit harsh to go all in on him after his poor debut - reckon he can do the job at RB today and will bring much needed height on 1 flank at least, will be more conservative going forward so I expect our entire team to be much much more solid, then we bring on edozie and sulemana at 70mins to destroy the boro team.