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Im exhausted with this shit, wilcox must be smashing 500ml monster drinks and meth to get through this week

I see forrest are spending 36m on sangarre from PSV. Funny how life works, we tried to buy him but because he was too cheap (5m) he wouldnt pass the immigration points system so PSV picked him up and we got Diallo.

Ex dyson man has now installed sucking off machines to improve morale around the training ground

Mara's mum is the new masseur

This is my transfer thread We are now signing mbappe on a year loan

saints fans saying hello

having walked through there at least 5 times i can assure you the smell of curry coming out during night games is immense, smells delicious

yeah he is mr PSV

hahahaha thats why i edited it didnt realise rif and his insights were everywhere

from Rif the journo who is all over PSV At PSV, the German central defender Armel Bella-Kotchap from Southampton was also on the list of possible reinforcements, but certainly no confirmation yet that he will come to Eindhoven. We keep looking.

ignore i am dumb

also watching this makes me appreciate our possession ball a lot more cos its just losing the ball all over the shop

hahahah yeah i've been there to watch some games before and no luton fan ever has called it that. feels like carabo cup tie

its got so bad i am watching luton v west ham

must of missed him not tracking his runner and leaving his man free for Norwich's first goal

mentioned this the other day now they have doku through the door

its the male version of onlyfans

when the brothels open

How many double names we got now ? ABK SAA HTB KWP anymore ?

the window is the only new thing though huh hahahah