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Turns out surprisingly SFC sam talks utter bollocks

Now announce wilcox rather than that cheeky quote from him.

He's fishing for bites

See Martin was in Mallorca 2 weeks ago, reckon a nice 3 week holiday and he's back in UK this week ready for announcement before Sat ?

Just seen that there is a manager called Martin Russell from ireland who got sacked from Athlone town last month. He also played for Norwich. I hope rasmus googled the name correctly. Edit: I am soooooo bored might be time to log off.

Yeah the club need to announce something this week - fortunately we have the fixture lists tomorrow to moan about. Reckon Southampton v Swansea game 1

this one made me laugh

Same energy

The coolest football team name i've heard for a bit.

Highlight of this transfer window so far

Finally

Just trying to get on all the threads at once

Aside from the entire Swansea first team have we seen any links to any other players. I remember the danish guy who plays in Italy could be a possibility but all quiet really. Probably waiting until Wilcox is official so he can use his proprietary database that he definitely did not take from city.

You middle aged lot still arguing about this ? Stick to your Clarkson jeans as per Karl's message.

Yeah we have to trust he is already working and has been working behind the scenes for a while now.

I dunno we need cover at left back

If they can't afford go shop somewhere else

Giving me these vibes

Would accept 40m and 10% sell on fee

I'm getting Karl Pilkington vibes from Andrew, he always seems downbeat and negative, like saints's very own dementor. He'd moan about having too much money if he won the lottery. Cheer up bro it's sunny and we haven't lost a game for weeks

Just seen the fixtures list comes out on Thurs at 9am, yippee. Hope we get a home game, I want to see if the ground staff are allowed to be more creative again with their patterns on the pitch now we are in the championship. A few years ago the most creative aspect of our club were the ground staff before the premier league realised the rest for he leagues pitches were shit in comparison.

This account has been posting Martin photoshops for 4 weeks now.