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Fairplay, only been to Istanbul a few times and like Greece turkey is pretty cheap so good to see you flash packing.

Fairplay to the fans over in turkey, i have just seen its like a 5hr bus journey. Hope it has aircon.

Should read - Che Adams ultimately is our best back to goal hold up play striker, but can't score in a brothel.

some decisive takes there hahahaha

Its ironic that Tella was burnley's top scorer last season with 19 goals then Manuel Benson (13), Anass Zaroury (11) and Jay Rodriguez (10). Not what anyone would of predicted was a stellar strike force, didnt watch too much of anyone in champs last year but I guess burnley were good on the quick transitions to get tella on the break or 1v1.

I know being a saints fan comes with ingrained pessimism but imagine for once we have a season where we are absolute ballers and score a tonne of goals but dont let too many in. It could happen.

Hope he is on his way to Turkey tomorrow then.

If I could be bothered I'd of put in a chef's uniform for this pic with Wilcox, let him cook.

Surprised you allowed back to the petting zoo a second time.

Dont worry bro, quickly look his stats and playing style and then pretend you've been watching him since kindergarten. Wait that didn't come out right 🤣

I like it and could get behind this conspiracy

Seriously though thought the lad on the right did very well and was our best player in the 1st half, carlos whilst out of position all half looked dynamic, not much else to talk about in 1st half, didn't see the 2nd half but team at least didn't concede.

Martin out

Stephens looks like he's taken up the role of making all his passes short or late and putting someone else in trouble

McCarthy near post, it's like an old friend I'd forgotten about

live now

when's the stream live ?

It's cute you think we will already have a style 🤣 I confidently predict a combination between 1970 Brazil and pep Barcelona with a touch of Tadic Ajax thrown in. 8-0 to us

Let me say he will literally cook in the championship

like milner JWP is the king of the bleep test again so maybe he has the endurance to perform longer into old age

Lets not get carried away chez, we need to see his crossing ability - his stats say he can cross the ball but can he do it for us.

Before we get too carried away apparently they need to put 17m into VAFC today to become owners - so some of that will be ear marked- gotta assume some of that also could go to our turkish brothers as well.