Convict Colony

Won't happen given the level they are operating at in Europe but Overmars has done a great job replacing their key players at Ajax over the years. Also it's the classiker today Ajax v Feyenoord at 16.00 if anyone is interested

I'm in, what did you write [emoji38]

You were ahead of the curve my friend, you knew already who important this was going to be

I hope not. He's young, has played and scored in the bundesliga and has pace - he just hasnt played in CB until like the 2nd half last night and to be honest I can't remember him being at fault for any goals and he's had a sh*t intro the team as Ralph kept searching for a magic solution for our fullbacks. I'd say try and sell Veest back to germany, shift stephens to championship, bring in a fully operational CH, keep Danso and Benders and then have Yoshida to rotate in as needed.

I only have mates who support worse teams

Having lived in Singapore for 4yrs I can confirm the chinese call us gweilo's which roughly translates as White Devil or Foreign Devil. But for the majority of us on this thread can you please just go and get offended somewhere else and let the rest of us discuss current meltdown.

A bit harsh, thought the training ground was one of our high spots, nice facilities and pitches

Watch someone lose 10-0 tomorrow [emoji108]

We need to find a cartoon character that looks like him, Winnie the Pooh already has a owner

This is part of Ralph's strategy to get Gao to find his wallet for Jan

No money, too many rubbish players we can't sell and have to play, 1 transfer window with our budget dependent on who we sell, our priority signing has been injured for a lot of our games and a load of individual errors across the whole team leading to goals whilst we are the top 5 goal chances created in the league but we can't score from.

I'm going to come out and make an unsubstantiated claim that I think it's the Bertrand/Stephens/McCarthey/Long type players who are the ones causing disharmony. This is based purely on them looking like they'd be the ones complaining and from what I remember Bertrand was having a hard time this season getting the Ralph approach of ",you train well you get to play" approach to picking the team, whereas he preferred the Mark Hughes approach of your Ryan Bertrand, I've heard of you, you will start and be my captain.

Am aligned. He cant turn our dirty water into wine and neither could pep. Our players are either A) rubbish or/and B) believe they are better than they are and do not want to work for the manager

Am aligned. He cant turn our dirty water into wine and neither could pep. Our players are either A) rubbish or/and B) believe they are better than they are and do not want to work for the manager

I dont think changing a manager can make valery/vestegaard/hojberg/JWP etc etc (add your fav's) better players - THEY ARE RUBBISH

Feel sorry for Danso, he is thrown into every sh*t game situation that we have had this season in not his natural position. If I was him I would keep that phone line to Augsberg hot.

wonderful cheers

The thing I think of as I see this flogging is the lack of quality (investment) of the players on the pitch. We are in the top 5 for predicted goals but can't score. We have a massive amount of defensive individual errors leading to goals. We could have Pep coaching our team but the bang average players we have means that they do not have the quality needed to execute or defend them. That leads us to upstairs and at southampton we don't see, to protest the board.

Would prefer Gao/Leibeherr out though as they are the real problem.

If we have to wait until 70th min to get our 1st sub then I am officially joining the ralph out brigade

I predicted 8-0 before the game, I assumed it was for us though

Tell me more

have these players been over coached beyond their skillset and are now micro analysing every decision they make or how they should act ?

On the plus side we may get an appearance from Alpine tonight and Dalek saying he will take 17th now

I just want hope I get no hope from our midfield or defence