Convict Colony

we are perfect then

Nothing says confidence more than this line

this is when martin goes and buy 3 more CB's when we need goal scorers.

Guys please no more RVN i beg you. I saw him at PSV before he fell out with absolutley everyone, there are way better coaches out there.

Honestly we are all saints fans and we are used to us being mainly shit so we have tolerance but at the moment it feels like we are really shit. We used to be able to score goals in years gone by but now we end up complaining about var rather than addressing the fundamental problem of not scoring goals.

You know who else had a 10yr plan, Mao and look how that turned out. We are all assuming SR intent is to make us a better team instead of maybe turning England into the middle ages.

Someone somewhere is really having a laugh at our expense.

Just add to this check out this summary of when he left, looks like he fell out with his players, his coaches and board. Also man u didn't win those games due to RVN, it was due to the selfish twats trying harder and looking to impress the incoming coach. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/may/24/ruud-van-nistelrooy-resigns-as-psv-manager-after-talks-over-internal-affairs

bit i liked was the comment about not signing anyone with relegation scar tissue and then in the next line mention archer

Am a fan of Ivan, think tactically he would be excellent as a gasperini disciple.

Honestly someone fly MLT out to Barcelona and bring Xavi to his spiritual home.

Current thinking from leaders would be. Who is available currently ? What about so and so at that club could we get him mid season ? How much would it cost to get rid of martin ? Is there a gurantee any new manager does better ? Why did we think we could do this ? Where the fuck is my money ?

Didnt see the game but heard 0 shots on target again. This is our shots on target this season, this is our fundamental problem, you can see why charlie was sold 1 shot in 9mins, far too attacking, someone needs to ask martin why we arent shooting.

Is this a pub or a a personal recommendation of where he got his done ?

I assume he's excellent at passing the ball back to the centre backs and occasionally the goalie, right and left backs.

Some nice posts dudes, always appreciate tactical discussion and the shout out to my 2nd favourite bundesliga mgr Ole Werner, reckon he will be a coach that moves in the summer at the latest.

Martin already shit posting on Everton forum

And there was me thinking scousers were the ones responsible for robberies. Armstrong after that goal means along with Jack that 2 starting spots are occupied each game. It's a win and 3pts but Jesus Christ Everton should of won.

hahahhahaha the gods are fickle today

Siri please substitute unfit to shit.

We have more wingers than god but we play Armstong and Manning as ours and couldnt cross in a church

Didnt watch the game in the end and it seems like i didnt miss much with 0-0, pity couldnt capitlise on their striker getting sent off. Guess a good point on the road for us then and great turn out by the fans

I've just realised our top scorers this season are: Archer - 4 THB - 3 Bree - 2 Amazing

I'd say 2 things about Ruud as manager at PSV: 1. He had a front 3 that season of Gakpo (left in Jan), Simmons and Madueke (left in Jan) at PSV and came 2nd to Feyenoord. 2. Peter Bosz took over after Ruud fell out over transfer budget (they didnt buy any great players with their sales) and they lost 1 game all season in the league and are currently played 10 won 10 this season.