Convict Colony

How many errors leading to a goal with this one generate. I'm going for 2.

Honestly think it's more down to financial consequences more than anything why Martin isn't sacked, I'd guess we would be looking at a decent payout + new manager salary which when we were already at the psr limit before the season began means the board are hamstrung.

its the year 2046, southampton manager russell martin speaks to the media and confirms he is "today is on him, he is disappointed in gifting the goals the way they did, he is proud of the team, how brave they were but they are still fighting as a team and we will trust the process".

How many times does martin have to say "my fault" before he actually believes it.

honestly this is turning into a sick joke, even my every optimistic outlook about our team is taking a battering.

God damn fate You tease us with 1970 Brazil esq tall Paul and cut him down in his prime. Back to workmanlike bullshit.

We give teams chances with how we play. Teams hardly give us any chances. We can hardly score from open play. Surely the results are predictable every game.

at this stage i think russ might need to go to therapy for this obession, its unnatural that we can all see its weakness in our 16 yard box but he cant.

similar as aribo, the nigerian effect

Tall paul balling out hard this half. Strong, holds the ball up, physical, step overs and no look passes, if russ drops him next game then i give up. Also Amstrong, Fraser are showing their level today.

what an abysmal penalty

mess up at the back through poor decision making and technique leading to a goal against. honestly how often do we have to have this before we realise we dont have the players to play like this in the premier league !

Remember this at fulltime.

as the Spartans replied to King Phillip of Macedonia If.................. Believe charlie believe it makes the next few days more fun and in keeping with my quote i'd be the oracle of delphi

easy 2-0 win for us. Slot's first defeat this season in the league and we wow everyone with our slick play and finishing.

Voted no then we would have Dragan, Kraft (finance guy) and Dyson guy as our experts. We need plausible solutions, i think getting in a director of football would help massively as Rasmus is being spread too thin across all 3 clubs id guess. I'd guess in Gozteppe they have a better opionion of their chairman than we do currently.

we are perfect then

Nothing says confidence more than this line

this is when martin goes and buy 3 more CB's when we need goal scorers.

Guys please no more RVN i beg you. I saw him at PSV before he fell out with absolutley everyone, there are way better coaches out there.

Honestly we are all saints fans and we are used to us being mainly shit so we have tolerance but at the moment it feels like we are really shit. We used to be able to score goals in years gone by but now we end up complaining about var rather than addressing the fundamental problem of not scoring goals.

You know who else had a 10yr plan, Mao and look how that turned out. We are all assuming SR intent is to make us a better team instead of maybe turning England into the middle ages.

Someone somewhere is really having a laugh at our expense.

Just add to this check out this summary of when he left, looks like he fell out with his players, his coaches and board. Also man u didn't win those games due to RVN, it was due to the selfish twats trying harder and looking to impress the incoming coach. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/may/24/ruud-van-nistelrooy-resigns-as-psv-manager-after-talks-over-internal-affairs

bit i liked was the comment about not signing anyone with relegation scar tissue and then in the next line mention archer