Convict Colony

Someone somewhere is really having a laugh at our expense.

Just add to this check out this summary of when he left, looks like he fell out with his players, his coaches and board. Also man u didn't win those games due to RVN, it was due to the selfish twats trying harder and looking to impress the incoming coach. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/may/24/ruud-van-nistelrooy-resigns-as-psv-manager-after-talks-over-internal-affairs

bit i liked was the comment about not signing anyone with relegation scar tissue and then in the next line mention archer

Am a fan of Ivan, think tactically he would be excellent as a gasperini disciple.

Honestly someone fly MLT out to Barcelona and bring Xavi to his spiritual home.

Current thinking from leaders would be. Who is available currently ? What about so and so at that club could we get him mid season ? How much would it cost to get rid of martin ? Is there a gurantee any new manager does better ? Why did we think we could do this ? Where the fuck is my money ?

Didnt see the game but heard 0 shots on target again. This is our shots on target this season, this is our fundamental problem, you can see why charlie was sold 1 shot in 9mins, far too attacking, someone needs to ask martin why we arent shooting.

Is this a pub or a a personal recommendation of where he got his done ?

I assume he's excellent at passing the ball back to the centre backs and occasionally the goalie, right and left backs.

Some nice posts dudes, always appreciate tactical discussion and the shout out to my 2nd favourite bundesliga mgr Ole Werner, reckon he will be a coach that moves in the summer at the latest.

Martin already shit posting on Everton forum

And there was me thinking scousers were the ones responsible for robberies. Armstrong after that goal means along with Jack that 2 starting spots are occupied each game. It's a win and 3pts but Jesus Christ Everton should of won.

hahahhahaha the gods are fickle today

Siri please substitute unfit to shit.

We have more wingers than god but we play Armstong and Manning as ours and couldnt cross in a church

Didnt watch the game in the end and it seems like i didnt miss much with 0-0, pity couldnt capitlise on their striker getting sent off. Guess a good point on the road for us then and great turn out by the fans

I've just realised our top scorers this season are: Archer - 4 THB - 3 Bree - 2 Amazing

I'd say 2 things about Ruud as manager at PSV: 1. He had a front 3 that season of Gakpo (left in Jan), Simmons and Madueke (left in Jan) at PSV and came 2nd to Feyenoord. 2. Peter Bosz took over after Ruud fell out over transfer budget (they didnt buy any great players with their sales) and they lost 1 game all season in the league and are currently played 10 won 10 this season.

I know most of you know this but Kompany was like Bayerns 7th/8th choice for manager after quite a few turned them down, it was a pure fluke he got that job. They wanted before him Alonso, Ragnwick, Nagelsmann,Glasner, tried to keep Tuchel when their search was going to shit and were interested in Flick, De Zerbi.

Easy win tonight for you, not even in doubt, will watch part of the game, hope its a bit better than the last one ;-)

Its my annual finally get the score right prediction time, i can feel it ;-)

I've taken the child birth approach to football this season. Pretend the last few league games didn't happen and we should win this one

Fuck it we ride. 2-0 saints Expect lallana to start here with Fernandes.

Thanks for the inspiration hahaha