Convict Colony

Martin is coaching like someone whose got the basics of golf right but then starts getting clever with their swing and fucks it up massively.

Have to say big Les wasn't paying attention for 1st goal and defended like he was drunk for the 3rd. No ball rention, no "pausa" or whatever it's called, just us to the half way line and give it away.

Reckon tall Paul is going to play as CB.

Hugo who is also one of ours was on the bench as well. I've now seen more league goals from Gozteppe in 1 game than we have managed in our 5 games so far.

Looks like gozteppe are balling out and going for my fav 2-0 scoreline. Should now make them 6th in league and a game in hand still. Sorry gozteppe fans if this now puts the kiss of death on you with 10mins left.

When will the season end !! It's gone on too long already. I predict in this game either some goal scoring chances will be put into row z, some comedy defending (preferably crashing into each other) or schoolboy marking will appear in this game. There will be a huge amount of bustling from BBD whilst fixing his hair, our defenders will try and give the ball to the opposition in our half (wrong half to be brave) and on 60mins 3 players will appear who will not score a goal. Also Everton will manage to blow a lead and lose.

Funny that people mentioning potter who I also rate but look at his CV before Brighton, everyone has to start somewhere. I haven't got an idea myself as our problem seems to be our defenders and forwards. Where is the ball meant to go, ramsdale to downes all game. Also shout out to Che scoring goals for top of the league Torino.

I don't know some of his passing out from the back was horrific

jesus we really are fucked.

the amount of ball give aways in that half was atrocious. Lots of culprits but noticed taylor flashing up the most for me. Ipswich should consider themselves unlucky, sweet ball from lallana.

Not read the thread yet but my hail mary to get us scoring is. Cornet Stewart Dibbling Lallana Downes Big Les KWP Suggie Benders THB Hagrid

Bossing it

interesting thanks, never heard of this tactic, sounds right up my street a bit of chaos theory https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11096/13097969/henrik-rydstrom-interview-how-malmo-boss-rejected-positional-play-to-become-europes-most-innovative-coach

Main takeaway i had from that game is i can confirm BBD is a "bustler", he is bustling everywhere, looking busy, making runs but no real quality output at present. Thought Stewart looked the most relaxed about the pens, very confident.

Any update on how the dugouts looked, still old and world famous?

finally decides not to dive and saves 1 hahaha

McCarthy dives the wrong way for all 5 pens, impressive

Probably easier to say which season we've looked good defensively

Wait found an english one https://easy-sport.tv/easy-game/link-sports6/

only in french https://cricfree.live/live/bein-sports-2-fr

I know why tall Paul isn't a Martin type striker he scores goals 🤣

Am guessing we will not score a goal in this game. Everton 2-0 It's got so bad upfront I'm not even worried about the defence.

Hopefully the players see this

The unbeaten run continues, much more fun following Valenciennes