Convict Colony

Shout out to our inability to regularly score from corners or freekicks with the premier leagues greatest deadball specialist according to every commentator on every stream i listen to pinging them in.

long has now scored 1 goal in a year and we are surprised we can't score a lot with him as the starting centre forward when the manager picks him to start. The problem is the formation, the tactics that are employed, the buy in from the players into that approach, the man management, the game management and also the fact the the manager is from the mourinho school of not improving his players rather than the poch or pep. To quote the great philosopher kenny powers I'm ****ing out

Can confirm Amsterdam beats both city centres

Are we talking about transferring city centres with Liverpool now hahahha

Good phone ;-)

Am loving Hoj showing leadership in the middle, he is always having his arms out telling the team to push up etc and is everywhere

god this irish commentator is so man u

Only thing worse than us currently is my fantasy team, lukaku cheers !

I would say redmond and forster all season

I am glad someone knows as I know sweet FA about him, thanks

True but most of the top clubs apparently want every player according to the papers.

you must be loving todays ridiculous pump sell now before the crash

sturridge will go to stoke on loan, defo a mark hughes signing

Following Leandre's tweet I am going for a double swoop on Nice for Plea Winger/Striker and Seri playmaker. Plea for about 25 and Seri 17mil I reckon (they lowered their price recently apparently) Already have good relationship, have them team up with Boufal and have Gabbi's runs through the middle and we are in goal city :-)

Mahoumod Dahoud please, can't start for Dortmund

Goalkeeper Attacking midfielder (eriksen mould) but I've been saying that for 5 years who could actually see Gabbi's runs. Someone with pace to replace tadic and stick boufal on the left Expect 3 more centre backs and a DM from Les

A good day for ripple just pushed up into no.2 in the coin market cap listings. Added to my portfolio and bought some request network REQ check them out the same investment firm who gave us Airbnb Uber etc

voted in as we need to sack the manager first

Now confirmed

Who is Theo replacing do we think ? Redmond or Tadic ?

yeah a bloke that was travelling with that chick who travelled to LA on the 26th Checked his twitter but he's not been active since 2014 so presume he posted it on instagram

Or pep could be there another 5 yrs

Tenuous link warning Patrick Viera was spotted to and spoken with in Heathrow on the 26th Dec (not sure if inbound or outbound), we got smashed on 26th Dec at Wembley (convenient for les), we have previously interviewed Koeman in/around Heathrow before he was announced. Straws are being clutched @heatherwilson24 Hahahaha leigh is so buzzing he just met Patrick Viera at Heathrow and got a picture ������

love your username hahaha

went hunting for an update on how Viera sets out his teams in New York and found this very nice article. Fraser would be joe hart'ed out of our side asap if we get Patrick http://outsideoftheboot.com/2017/09/29/tactical-philosophy-patrick-viera/