Convict Colony

Update news on possible targets. According to AS Sampoli looks like he is taking over Granada and PSG are happy to buy out Emery's 2mil euro release fee and as i said yesterday Flores is being lined up to replace him at Sevilla

Flores has apparently been asked to not committ to Espanyol yet by Sevilla as he was about to sign, looks like Emery is defo off somewhere. http://www.marca.com/futbol/sevilla/2016/06/05/575407b1e2704e1d378b45db.html

Gotta give a shout out to Joacheim Low rockin his middle aged womens haircut

In there like swimwear for Emery http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/06/04/ronald-koeman-agrees-to-become-everton-manager-as-southampton-tu/

Great article thanks bro

Dutch Team tonight: Sweet; Tete, Bruma, Van Dijk, Van Aanholt; Wijnaldum, Bazoer, Strootman; Berghuis, Janssen, Promes. I'd be interested in those in bold, especially Janssen, he's like a faster, silkier pelle. http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/vincent-janssen-dutchman-wooing-arsenal-liverpool-and-manchester

http://www.nu.nl/voetbal/4272872/zaakwaarnemer-ontkent-akkoord-koeman-met-everton.html

Probably easier to not denigrate current/past managers and look forward to speculating about the next one. Also I could manage Ajax to a league title.

Plus they have Ross Barkley in that position

Been quoted in the french press as being anti homosexual, probably not the sort of role model we would want.

100% agree this is just a transparent money grab no matter how he will try and dress it up Mr "1yr left on contract" man.

West Ham are going to be furious that they have to share being linked with so many players with Everton now. Loads of money doesnt always mean good players, man city's defence proves that.

“Whether they are fired or attracted to another club, as with Mauricio [Pochettino], you have to be as far ahead with potential coaches as potential players. So I’m always tracking managers and coaches. What’s their style of play, how successful are they, what’s their personality like – so you can be ahead of the game. So I’m always looking at five or six potential managers who have already impressed me". http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/11366206/Gary-Neville-The-era-of-the-gaffer-is-over.html We are the calm in this summer's tempest.

I've just seen on the daily fail that their breaking news is Koeman has agreed terms with everton.

No idea, I hope they go down the QPR route of football club management

http://www.nu.nl/voetbal/4272568/koeman-bereikt-persoonlijk-akkoord-met-everton.html 4mil according to Dutch news and 200m to spend

Double post

You've just got to laugh haven't you, again we enter the summer in a similar place as the last few summers. New manager = new optimism If we got any of Unemry, AVB or Sampoli I would see it as a management upgrade. If we got Howe, Martinez etc then I'm joining the Alpine fan club.

Jesus guys educate yourself a bit more. Copa America win last year with Chile, fantastic at Universidad de Chile and Emlec.

I thought stalkers are meant to expose themselves

Miguel Herra has just heard that he might be considered

The players wouldnt be happy with Giggs lurking around

I'd defo give Neville a chance, sammy lee supporting him with Les behind the scenes, think he would do a very good job. Les knows him from the FA I would presume etc.

Yeah agree, luck is what the unprepared call it.

Everyday this drags on a little more of my respect for Ron gets erroded until I say f*ck it and I'm getting near that now. Fortunately today I have nothing to do than refresh this page and trawl twitter looking for ITK and prospective up and coming coaches, I am officially sad.