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Apparently Borussia Dortmund are interested in Hakim Ziyech for around 10mil euro's or 7.7 mil which for a guys who scored 17 goals and 10 assists in a struggling team even in holland is a no brainer. He would cost less than Steven Naismith's 8.5m move to Norwich or a bit more than Louis Grabban's 7mil move to Bournemouth !!!!!! All I want this summer is a AM who scores nearly 10 goals a season.

In his defence he said Big and Decent

Boom...looks like Les is on my wave length http://www.snfoot.tk/2016/04/southampton-pense-a-idrissa-gueye.html

Looking at this how about Idrissa Gueye http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/news/news/2015-16/may/250516-BPL-defensive-midfielders-by-numbers.html

Ron apparently on 2.3 million pounds currently. http://www.totalsportek.com/money/highest-paid-football-managers/

40k it is then. http://www.totalsportek.com/money/barcelona-player-salaries/

Batra's release clause has dropped to 8million euro's, would be an excellent addition hopefully he wants to join his best mate Oriel. http://www.marca.com/en/football/barcelona/2016/05/28/5749e0f822601dbb4f8b4602.html

Anyway from I what remember Zlatan is only looking for a 1yr deal before going to Miami and playing for Beckham's franchise when it launches as their marquee player so maybe the big clubs don't need the hassle for 1yr and the smaller clubs can use his standing more as a promotional tool, it seriously wouldnt be too mental if West Ham signed him for 1 yr to launch their stadium and put them "on the map" with the casual non english fan i definitely think they would get long term return on investment for a one off 15mil fee of wages. You've read it here first, we are not going to sign Zlatan, West Ham will to increase their "london team" profile in the new stadium.

I already do, you should see my borat mankini

Just want to endorse the recommendation of the Hull right back being very good, thought he had a awesome game this sarvo, he reminds me of a young Lillian Thuram how he plays.

Hahaha if he joined I would be dancing like this

Seamus Coleman of everton also while checking that I saw this and it is mental !! 4 yrs ago: - Jamie Vardy played for Halifax Town - Riyad Mahrez played for Le Havre reserves - N'Golo Kante played in France's 8th tier

According to what i've read minimum amount we would be 35million euro's which seems about right.

You've just done this to any grammar police or anyone with literary pretensions on this forum and I am loving your corrections at the bottom, attention to deail, weclome sir.

100% aligned I was giving him a shout out when Vic was doing a huff at the beginning of the season he is also big mates with Virgil (they go on holiday toghether with their chicks I might add) so its an easy sell

Came in here expecting this and the short list in history.

Hahahahaa some great realism on why they only finished 8th cos they rested players for this game on the RAWK. Quote from: Dave D on Today at 09:51:32 PM We finished 8th in the league for a reason. It's because we're ****.

Fenerbache have been after Hakims signature since the Jan window but i think he wants to come to the prem so is holding off until all epl options are closed.

Hey if it was up to me we would of also signed Wijnaldum last season so I think I can confirm I am not Les Reed ;-) Looking at it objectively I think we only need 1 player any others would most likely be amazing deal or replacements for those that have left. AM addition - Ziyech or a bit of a random one why not try and also get that Ryan Gauld in since he seems of to have stalled in Lisbon.

Since this is where we do a lot of shopping, here are the top 24 goal makers in the Eredivisie this season. http://www.voetbalzone.nl/inbeeld.asp?uid=277541#24

Bit random but the below article highlights the different characters of Depay and Wijnaldum, looks like Gini is 100% our sort of player http://www.voetbalzone.nl/doc.asp?uid=278152

Batman you may get some grief at times but you always summarise lengthy video's etc all the time so thanks bro.

If I was to describle Graziano it would be that he is a lower scoring version of Luca Toni. I say we keep him and potential see him score the same if not more goals next season as he gets rested a lot more and has more energy where his impact makes a difference. Think Koeman would want to keep him as well though.

I'm still laughing that for the 4th goal while no one else was near him from 6yards davis still managed to hit the keeper