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@SimonPeach: #SaintsFC goalkeeper Fraser Forster has undergone surgery after damaging patellar tendon. Usual time frame for injury is nine to 12 months.

Preach pap preach

Having been watching Black Sails (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2375692/) so have become a pirate who doesn't have a boat so I just stream stuff for free and become a pirate video dude

thanks PB I am trying to get through this but spiced rum is my only comfort

Please please please is it too much to ask for Justin Bieber to want to become a normal white trash canadian again !

Lex ‏@lexcanroar 1m1 minute ago if you know someone who might be seriously vulnerable re: Zayn Malik - they can call Childline on 0800 1111 or Samaritans on 08457 90 90 90

OMG the full statement, this is defining our year !!

Your lucky mate I've been in training

Don't make me take my pants off to fight you bob

Will this trump Clarkson getting sacked today, the air crash or Dion Dublin joining homes under the hammer ? I don't know but I am settling in for a wild ride in modern news reporting. Someone please check on Bearsy, I know he was a secret fan of Zayn's.

J to the ROC, y'know what I'm saying, rockpile up in here.

Part 1 of 2 completed apparently then based on our rumours http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/southampton-plotting-double-raid-feyenoord-5139069

Jeff we defo have to arrange a drink up as its nice to see someone else who frequents the Misc brah

hahahaha I am super optimistic but I don't think I can convince myself Jan is coming here unless Jose is off somewhere else and we have more space in CB.

Cheated I don't have an infractions tab, I feel inadequate.

Can I have an infraction as I have never had one even when I accidentally posted boobs on the main board when I was drunk in the kalahari.

Imagine an army of MLG's noting down every game and you see why they are so accurate :-)

Also due to TV influence or should I say Trailer Park Boys I am stopping my get ripped diet and having cheeseburgers tonight, thank you for not caring

Im confused, I am not sure if its cos I haven't bothered reading on from my last post or I've its just because I've opened the Kraken spiced rum (Black Sails is a bad influence). Lou you're better than arse kissing and anyways I always sort of saw the same name when I saw turkish and trousers, both began with T so after than they assumed the same profile in my mind, soz pantalon's.

Whoscored disagree's on the crossing hahaha Soz about the picture size brah's

I like seeing this a lot as it guarantee's at least 3-4 mistakes a game from the keeper or defenders, this makes me happy, plus it was only a few years ago where Rory Delap was our most expensive signing and we are now at the stage where we have a 12 mil guy on the bench. To be fair to him, he works hard, creates opportunities with his pressure and him and mane together were very effective at chelsea plus he has scored this year

Soz Bear dude I think they meant the club rather than Tone-Loc, he was well fecked off when Feyenoord dudes wanted like 5mil for him.

I love the way the papers conveniently forgot that Vertonghen is refusing to sign a new contract at Spurs http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/jan-vertonghen-im-not-signing-a-new-contract--but-im-happy-at-tottenham-9755184.html It's more likely that he will be at Atletico rather Spurs next year.

And we are back in the room. On this Tonny Vilhena thread I will be the first to admit I haven't seen him play but I would be very keen to hear from the Feyanoord Saints on how he performed last year, I posted his impressive stats but I would to here what there thoughts are on what type of player he is, what he could bring to the team and finally have they heard anything from their end about him coming ?

Morgan wins the ball more from interceptions and tackling than he does heading. We still have some beasts elsewhere, most forwards aren't Pelle's height for example, we are still only talking of 3 players in the midfield positions, one of whom is Vic.