Convict Colony

To be fair shakes old man grotto does not sound like a high class establishment, more like a den for paedophiles.

http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-restaurant-bans-loud-children-20140730-story.html "A screaming baby or a child running through a dining room is never a pleasant sound or sight for diners, but one Northern California restaurant has decided to do something about the behavior of its pint-sized diners. Shake's Old Fisherman's Grotto on Fisherman's Wharf in Monterey has banned loud children from its dining room. A sign out front reads: "Children crying or making loud noises are a distraction to other diners, and as such are not allowed in the dining room." Discuss..... I don't have kid's that I know off but if I am in a nice joint I do not want all hell to break loose, I don't go into mcdonalds and take over the play pit :-)

He's had 10 days of pre-season and Ron said he will make a call on Fri if he will play a part on saturday.

Hahahahahaha sorry foxy I was caught up in my own warped imagination

In before MLG 11,974m euro's = 9.5m pounds 14m euro's = 11,108m pounds 16m euro's = 12,694m pounds So the difference between what we offered verses what they want is feck all.

Every time we make any sort of signing I feel like this.

It gives the CFO free reign to start groping the employee's whilst watching porn

hahhahahhahahahahaha that is a quality put down

If you've seen his hair then you know why the hat

Number 17 shirt for Taider

Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC We are pleased to announce that Saphir Taïder has joined #SaintsFC on a season-long loan from @Inter. #SaintSaphir pic.twitter.com/dx2RKtekui

Love how the finance guy is now also in charge of legal, hr and IT, can we not afford a few more employee's.

Ok good I didn't just dream it then

I thought Jordan turnbull had gone to Swindon on loan?

Didn't we agree we pulled down their pants over the fee's for Lovren and Lallana ?

The legend of last summer's transfer window the wolfs winkle has joined St Etienne on loan. Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC #NCFC can confirm that Ricky van Wolfswinkel has joined Saint-Etienne on a season-long loan

Chambers excuse no.2

More from Burnley official on Ings: "Not in the squad tonight. We are not aware of the reason at this stage, but Sean will no doubt clear up after the game"

Looking down the back of their hospitality sofa's for spare change

hahahhahaha twitter reaction "@bbc5live you clueless bunch of ******s... You know absolutely faack all!! Claridge is full of **** & Pleat is a ****in donkey #saintsfc" "That's news... Jay Rod moved for £12million, Schneiderlin came from Lille and Katharina Liebherr is Markus's widow... #saintsfc" "So, all that was discovered from that interview is that the BBC staff are ****ing useless. #saintsfc"

Thing I've taken away from this is that the central tennants of what Ralph says in all the interviews he has done over the last few weeks have stayed the same which leads me to suspect he is not lying. He always sounds calm and unflustered as well, you can see he is awesome at saying a lot but not a lot confidently. Be interesting to see what simon peach has in store for us later. David Pleat shouldn't be qualified to comment on anything full stop and Steve Claridge should be embarassed by his lack of knowledge but he won't as he's too thick.

Presume it was the outstanding fee's (30m wasn't it across the board).

I like how Ralph speaks

I did wonder why a fat bloke was underneath the pic but assumed it was for the touching gloves look.

Whose done the best single transfer for their team. Factoring in the team strength in that position, cost and likely adaption to the league if from outside. I think Dusan will be up there in the top 5 new signings in the league when you consider the above, think maybe Cabella also looks good and maybe de jong (siem).