Convict Colony

if any of you had read page 1 post no.5 you would of seen the following: Weaknesses Aerial/command of area: Biggest area for improvement – can be hesitant on crosses/high balls. Experience: Still raw at top level; needs consistent games to develop (reason for loans). Long distribution: Prefers short passes; less effective in direct styles. Strength His wife Ok i made that bit up

Just adding it for this weeks possesion stats, need to find one about xg next

Im onboard with a bastard

In maths there is methaphor called the drunkards walk. Imagine a a totally pissed dude stumbling out of a bar and starts walking. At each step, he has no clue which way he's going—he just picks a direction at random (left, right, forward, back, whatever). No plan, no memory of where he's been. His path zigzags wildly, and over time, he might wander far away... or loop back... or never get home. That man is Rasmus.

Christophe can you turn around VA for us, it bad enough being a saints fan without having to watch a similar episode play out in the mighty valenciennes.

Last time we won with 4 at the back (oxford in cup) he switched to 3 CBs next game, if he does that again then he deserves to get sacked. That said i think portsmouth are worse than us so i go for 2-1

In world of fake bollocks and pr he is authentic which highlights how inauthentic the rest are.

it's all a plan to win the most improved award

guys missed the game but good to see all the team and selection and formation changes we've been talking about finally smacked tonda in the face. Would like Charles for Downes next but think sun too early. Gonna need a pic of Danny Ings hair, missed it's progress since he left us, you are all giving me the impression of it being a cricket pitch with a bit of grass on top.

i said this as well absolute joke

your right, they have made us 12mil according to grok. I take it back, fucking cheapskates

good news is Xabi Alonso is availble

Its sadly ironic that SR has spent more money on us than any of the previous owners by a mile yet we are utter shit.

im seeing a theme here and on manning thread lol

going to shave my nuts, much better thrill

glad that week in Dubai had a good effect on manning

fucking manning

absolute joke

the wailing wall keeping us in this game

of course too obv to have 2 brazilans connecting down the left side