Convict Colony

Self scanning each item before you put it in your trolley etc in supermarkets, slows down stupid people who already stare at milk like they've just seen it for the 1st time.

Never visit the lounge but thought on this amazing occassion i would drop some insight. I have a friend called Kev, from Luton known him 15yrs, he is also known as Black Kev in Tommy Robinson's book and used to be in the MIGs of Luton and visited him in jailed last time he got banged up and speaks to him regulary. They've been mates for probably 20yrs, are racists allowed to have black mates ? asking for a friend.

getting my optimistic head on today Not seen any Armenian or Russian posts today about spets, hopefully something moving.

will fit in with the inbred locals

Guys there was always insight about why we signed him. His full name is Mads Roerslev Rasmussen

I dunno, just checked the transfers so far this summer of russian clubs and they seem to have no issue buying or selling players around the world inc europe. Krasnador have had no issues buying from french clubs this summer and sold a colombian for 13m in jan. I just think this is purely a president/owner ego thing or a way to get a bit more cash up front rather than gurantee's.

Mads Roerslev Rasmussen is a Danish professional footballer who primarily plays as a **right-back** or **right wing-back**. His playing style and attributes make him a versatile and dynamic defender, well-suited to modern football's demands for full-backs. Below is an overview of the type of footballer Roerslev is, based on available information about his career and characteristics: ### Playing Style and Attributes - **Position and Versatility**: - **Primary Role**: Right-back or right wing-back, often deployed in a 4-3-3 or 3-5-2 formation, as seen during his time at Brentford in the Premier League.[](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev)[](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev) - **Versatility**: Capable of playing as a right-sided centre-back in a back three, as demonstrated during the 2021–22 season when injuries forced positional adjustments at Brentford. He has also occasionally filled in as a more advanced right midfielder or wing-back due to his offensive capabilities.[](https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev)[](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev) - **Offensive Qualities**: - **Crossing Ability**: Roerslev is noted for being a "good crosser of the ball," contributing to attacks with accurate deliveries from the right flank. This makes him effective in supporting wingers or strikers.[](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev) - **Energy and Work Rate**: Described as "quick and energetic to get up and down the pitch," he excels in overlapping runs and supporting attacks, a key trait for modern full-backs.[](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev)[](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev) - **Attacking Contributions**: While not a prolific goal scorer, he has shown offensive impact, such as assisting Emiliano Marcondes in Brentford’s 2021 Championship play-off final and scoring his first Premier League goal against Aston Villa on January 2, 2022.[](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev)[](https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev) - **Defensive Qualities**: - **One-on-One Defending**: Roerslev is "very good defending one-on-one," a skill he honed under experienced defenders like Tom Høgli at FC Copenhagen. This makes him reliable in duels against wingers.[](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev)[](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev) - **Discipline**: His ability to hold his position and adapt to defensive roles (e.g., right centre-back) showcases his tactical awareness and reliability.[](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev) - **Physicality**: Standing at 1.84 meters (6 feet 0 inches) and weighing 77 kg, Roerslev has the physical attributes to compete in the Premier League, handling both defensive and aerial challenges.[](https://athleticupdates.com/mads-roerslev-wiki-stats-net-worth/) - **Work Rate and Team Role**: - Roerslev is a hardworking, team-oriented player who often steps up when first-choice players (e.g., Aaron Hickey or Henrik Dalsgaard) are unavailable due to injury or departure. His ability to seize opportunities, such as becoming a regular starter in the 2022–23 and 2023–24 seasons, highlights his reliability as a squad player.[](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev) - His high work rate and adaptability suit Brentford’s high-pressing, structured style under manager Thomas Frank. ### Statistical and Career Context - **Career Path**: Roerslev progressed through the FC Copenhagen academy, making his senior debut in 2016 with a goal in a Danish Cup match. After limited appearances and loans to Halmstads BK and Vendsyssel FF, he joined Brentford in 2019, initially with their B team, before breaking into the first team. He was part of Brentford’s squad that earned promotion to the Premier League in 2021.[](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev)[](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev) - **Performance Stats**: - **2020–21 Season**: 22 appearances, including a key assist in the Championship play-off final.[](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev) - **2021–22 Season**: 26 appearances, adapting to both right wing-back and right centre-back roles.[](https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev) - **2022–23 Season**: 23 appearances, stepping up due to injuries to Aaron Hickey and Kristoffer Ajer.[](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev) - **2023–24 Season**: A career-high 38 appearances, scoring once in a 2–2 draw with Chelsea.[](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev) - **2024–25 Season**: 23 appearances for Brentford before a loan move to VfL Wolfsburg in January 2025, where he made seven appearances, mostly as a substitute.[](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev)[](https://sofifa.com/player/238157/mads-roerslev/?hl=en-US) - **International Career**: Capped at Denmark youth levels (U17 to U21), with a senior debut in a 0–0 Nations League draw against Serbia in November 2024.[](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev)[](https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev) ### Football Manager and Gaming Insights - In **Football Manager 2024**, Roerslev is rated as a strong **Inverted Wing Back**, reflecting his ability to cut inside and contribute to both attack and defense. His attributes emphasize his right-footedness, work rate, and versatility.[](https://www.fmscout.com/player/27122563/mads-roerslev.html) - In **EA FC 25**, he has an overall rating of 73, with 3 skill moves and a 3-star weak foot, indicating decent technical ability for a full-back.[](https://sofifa.com/player/238157/mads-roerslev/?hl=en-US)[](https://www.fifacm.com/player/238157/mads-roerslev) ### Strengths - **Versatility**: Comfortable in multiple defensive and midfield roles, making him a valuable squad player. - **Offensive Contribution**: Effective in attack with crosses and runs, adding width to his team’s play. - **Defensive Reliability**: Strong in one-on-one situations and tactically disciplined. - **Resilience**: Overcame early career setbacks (limited minutes at FC Copenhagen, loans) to become a Premier League regular. ### Weaknesses - **Limited Goal Threat**: Primarily an assist provider rather than a goal scorer, with only one Premier League goal as of 2025.[](https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev) - **Squad Player Role**: Often a backup to first-choice right-backs like Aaron Hickey, which limits his consistent starting opportunities.[](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev) - **Injury History**: Missed four months of the 2020–21 season due to a metatarsal injury, though he has since maintained better fitness.[](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mads_Roerslev) ### Summary Mads Roerslev is a **modern, dynamic right-back** with a blend of offensive flair and defensive solidity. His ability to deliver crosses, engage in one-on-one duels, and adapt to various roles (right-back, wing-back, or centre-back) makes him a reliable team player for clubs like Brentford and, more recently, VfL Wolfsburg. His high work rate, energy, and tactical flexibility align with the demands of Premier League and Bundesliga football, though he remains more of a facilitator than a star performer.

I look forward to the Armenians x insiders v the paid Russia shills battling for Spertsyan's soul.

Not a Top league according to this vodka breather. Below all the teams in Champs that have a higher av attendance than Krasnador (plus the league overall av is 13k - 2nd pic) and secondly our dug outs are older than theirs !!!!!! Does he not know how this works, we are a bigger club and have the older dug outs !!

Surely with their approach for Eze they want a finished player not another development case.

Am taking from this that the president it the hold up and they've been putting pressure on him. So with a day or 2 i assume Friday if no other bids come in we can get the deal done ?

I guess different positions

no point looking back my dudes we aren't going there.

this is when I then get to use narcissistic injury as my response 🤣

I love this time of the window. The bed wetting starts getting to extreme levels, outrage, rants and forum posters thinking transfers are "here is Southampton money, it's green and good" selling club "Southampton superior club than us must sell at whatever price and timing suits them otherwise bring great shame on village", player we want "I have to join Southampton, greatest club ever, must prove I can do it on a rainy night in stoke for family honour". Krasnadors chief job is to do the best job for Krasnador, that's stringing it out as long as possible. I could understand if we'd lost both games but we've done alright and haven't had a preferred 11 start yet. We obviously haven't given them a deadline or it's not overdue for a decision, or more likely Player and President agreed a timeline before a decision so we wait and at some point Spors moves on or completes the deal.

id usually agree but krasnador is in russia

only words i feel moved to add is Karen Carney. I dont pay for sky so not sure if she is on there but fucking hell she is absymal. I think it was Alex Scott who absolutley made the blokes with her look stupid with her anlysis and how much she knew about each player, the tactics etc, she was legit, carney is not.

I agree i'm just hoping my offer to motor boat sydney sweeney's tits is also like this

Andre Agassi and Cher as well

bro just saw the score and scorer, fucking A. yes man great result.

Armenians seem to think its happening

west ham have been doing this every summer for the last like 10yrs. put in a offer they know that wont be accepted, get in the media, then get someone cheaper from elsewhere.

Agree brah, Still's instructions to the team each week about the oppo Goalkeeper

Yeah honestly that is a fucking sick midfield, something we deserve after the recent dross, my balls are already tingling.