Block 5

WUM.

Perhaps Mr Nice should change his forum ID?

This is exactly the kind of spur we need to ensure we go to the matchroom next season and stuff these ****ney gobsh1tes 5-0.

I am impressed that Mr Lynham has posted on this forum himself and has not used stooges or ITKs to communicate. A good start. I am feeling incredibly optimistic about next season. The last year has been traumatic; we have hit new lows on and off the park. The most depressing moments for me personally have been witnessing Saints fans fighting each other with words on this forum and fighting each other with fists at both home and away fixtures. Surely this is the time to put the past behind us and unite again. I for one, can't wait to renew my ST and start enjoying Saturday afternoons with the best fans in the world. Together forever! RED AND WHITE!

At last..... The united fanbase we have all been dreaming of.

I've already got mine.

So potentially there are at least another 21 days of hitting F5 all fugging day?

Many thanks KP. You have negated your own argument and saved me the bother.

I think you're referring to the 1982 film "Poltergeist". In the 1979 film "The Amityville Horror", a family move into a house in which a murder has been committed; it is this which prompts the strange and unnatural occurrences.

You have made a schoolboy error by believing that something you have read on this forum has any basis in fact.

Hilarious!

Thanks for that Pancake. I shall sleep easy tonight, safe in the knowledge that our Mods are busy fiddling whilst Rome burns.

Now reported on BBC website. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/southampton/8072132.stm

Brilliant!

Always wondered what happens to the ticket office staff in close season. Do they get paid still? Are they laid off? Do they do other jobs?

Of course we will get promoted. All we need is: 1) Loads of cash to get a really good manager. 2) Loads of cash to get some really good players. 3) Er. 4) That's it.

Does anyone know how long a 'period of exclusivity' would last? I need to know whether I should invest in a bespoke F5 tapper.

Oh really?!?

You fellas just ain't street, innit. Aiiiiiight.

Our new home kit for next season - FACT.

Post of the day!

"Mysterious overseas bidder". For some reason this phrase makes me laugh every time I see it.

I was wondering if Morph's assertions that Salz is fronting a bid of last resort have any basis in fact or are they merely the result of reading the Echo whilst imagination runs at warp factor 10. No disrespect to you Morph. You are a much valued and respected poster on this forum. All IMHO of course. PS. What are the references to loo roll about? Seemed like a bit of a dig. Is Morph in charge of loo roll procurement at the council?

Who is this creditor? Someone from Aviva, Barclays etc? Or a programme seller from SMS? Who are you Dainty Dave? Bournemouth fan? Marc Jackson's jilted lover? HelpmeRhonda? Tommac? Saint David?