To the tune of 'One Man Went to Mow'......
"One wh0re went to bed, went to bed with Avram,
One wh0re and a glass of p1ss went to bed with Avram.
Two wh0res went to bed, went to bed with Avram,
Two wh0res, one wh0re and a glass of p1ss went to bed with Avram.
Three wh0res went to bed etc etc.........."
Repeat until bored....