Block 5

But you left the key for us. By the way, I love the decor in your front room. Perhaps you could give me your interior designer's number?

Perhaps St Jason used to frequent the same 'massage parlour' as Mr Grant?

"Premier league and you f***ed it up!"

Seriously loving it! Appreciate the tip. Going to check out 'Full Circle' too.

Damn you!

To the tune of 'One Man Went to Mow'...... "One wh0re went to bed, went to bed with Avram, One wh0re and a glass of p1ss went to bed with Avram. Two wh0res went to bed, went to bed with Avram, Two wh0res, one wh0re and a glass of p1ss went to bed with Avram. Three wh0res went to bed etc etc.........." Repeat until bored....

I know.

Quiet day under the bridge?

Money Mark - 'Mark's Keyboard Repair'.

Thanks for the tip, I'll give it a whirl.

You could always try emailing David Luker. If you're a ST holder email Lee Hetherington.

Exactly. I did that and NC is currently in my kitchen whipping up some bacon and eggs. While I eat it he is going to read the Daily Express out loud for me.

Just let me know where you live mate and leave a door key under a flowerpot and I'll pop round to check if your tickets have arrived.

Sorry..........I misunderstood the title of the thread.

Possibly. Can you promise me I'm not going to wake up and find Woopert is still running the club and we're playing AFC Totton in the league?

In which case I shall look forward to killing you! (Probably not.... the only thing I've truly mastered so far is dying - I can do it in a myriad of different ways with a rather unnerving frequency).

Kip is this forum's equivalent of Leslie Phillips........

Am I tripping?

It's got the lot...... rarely do you find such an eclectic but polished mix.

And you're happy for that to be done surreptitiously, using anonymous plants on our forum? That behaviour reminds me of certain other plants with a vested interest posting (dis)information and using respected posters with good intentions to get their point of view across. The Stasi would have been proud.

I'm really enjoying 30 Rock. Top quality comedy that is attracting lots of guest stars in cameos. This week was Steve Buscemi.

I got it right. But only because I saw this week's episode of 30 Rock.

Aye.

3 poopey and 7 franchise arrived in the post today! Woot!

Coldcut - 'Journeys by DJ' (70 minutes of madness).