Julian H. Cope

Was that how you got that electric toothbrush stuck in your bottom. You 'Brighton ' types.

Nicole

How the f*ck does Heskey still warrant a place? The mind boggles.

I'm still gutted they got rid of the first statue. I liked rubbing his little legs, the new one is sh*t.

I'm on an early 90's tip at the moment. Kingmaker - Eat Yourself Whole. New Fast Automatic Daffodils - Body Exit Mind. (One of my all time favourites) The Afghan Whigs - Gentlemen.

...eration Terrorists

I'm actually very friendly with the staff in the Saints store in West Quay. When I asked them about a new kit launch, they sort of shrugged their shoulders and said 'dunno'. I purchased a Saints pencil and a Keith Cassels commemorative ashtray.

Not really weird having a crush on SamCam is it. Be a bit more weird if you had a thing for Norman Lamont/Roy Hattersley. Me? I'd have a crush on my sister, if I had one.

I'll always remember him for jumping up and down in front of old horse face and waving his arms in a simian fashion. Heady days.

I never tire of your rhetoric, more please.

Two rocks of crack?

The Cascades - Rhythm of the Rain. One for all you oldies out there.

£20? Is that how much a rock of crack is nowadays?

Delorean - Grow

Dave Rawlings Machine - A Friend of a Friend

I always call a spade a spade. Sometimes though I call a hammer, Simon.

It's never a good thing to lie on your CV. I did this once, & I was called for an interview with British Rail. I had told them I was an experienced signalman and had operated signal boxes all around the world, and had got the medals to prove it. Excited by my credentials, they offered me the job on the spot. I started work the next day at Crewe. An hour later 23 trains had piled in to each other on Platform 1. Suffice to say I was sacked (although fair play to the union, they went on a nation wide 48hr stoppage over a Bank Holiday weekend in protest). I'm currently working as an air traffic controller (well nearly, it's my first day tomorrow!!)

I know a place where I can get pussy a lot cheaper.

fight

oven.

Tee - hee. Such japery.

Live at Eindhoven

Prefab Sprout - Steve McLaren

Good, I like Colin Murray.