Julian H. Cope

Everything Everything - Man Alive.

I've just been to West Quay and you're lying. Although I did get Malcolm Allison to sign my Krispy Kreme hat in the podium car park. Nice Roller.

Yes I'm sure you would have heard that.

Our next manager must be or have been a ginger.

No, he was seen hanging around a refuge for vulnerable women.

Lump on Megson @20-1.

I saw Kevin Keegan last night sat in his Range Rover in a deserted car park.........

Not surprised in the slightest. Football is a mental business, it does mean we'll get someone with better credentials than Pardew. I'm sure NC is not that stupid?

I once did a reverse kanga in the exec toilets at work. It was nasty.

Nico. Marked For Death. Out For Justice. Segal at his finest. Also watched Un Prophete, should have won a f*cking Oscar.

SBATDAJFU

I've done a treble today - Saints win 2-0, 25,575 and all pies to be sold by half time. 22-1 with Betdonut.net

Which version? I've seen the Warren Beatty one.

Yes, yes they have & I'll be available for Towcester if anyone's got any horseys that need riding.

Isobel Campbell & MarK Lanegan - Hawk. Midnight Juggernauts - The Crystal Axis.

Hmmm, 70 mph down Peartree Avenue? Does that ring any bells?

hole

Pearl Barley. Put some f*cking pearl barley in it. Don't forget the c*nting dumplings either, next time use a b*stard cauldron.

All hail the Arch Drude!! I am listening to Holy F*ck - Latin.

Mount Kimbie - Crooks & Lovers

You've just reminded me how much I dislike Warnock.

What about becoming obese like Homer Simpson did? I bet you'd look good in a muumuu as well.

A song for a couple of years down the line for the Skates in the Beazer Homes League:

You would be if you were a Meteorologist with a car fetish.

Sleepy Sun - Fever