Julian H. Cope

Excellent idea. I'll start the smelting of all things gold.

Spend it on drugs, on holiday. Where you going? Weston Super-Mare? You'll need them.

The Bees - Octopus.

I'm going to show that to my children.

I've missed these mentalist takeover threads. Normal service is resumed.

He is better than Michael Angelis though.

I was in Block 36. I enjoyed the police dogs, I am also enjoying the overreaction to everything that happened on Saturday.

Oh dear. I wasn't expecting that.

Depeche Mode - Sounds Of The Universe.

I've got about 50 songs to choose from. C*ntish.

'F*ck off Norway'.

My mix will jar like f*ck.

The Temptations - Masterpiece.

I once booked a holiday on teletext. It was great. I contracted VD from the Rep.

The last time I was in the Pensioners, the threat of violence hung heavy in the air. Alas, I retreated to the warmth and welcome of The Edge.

Drinking Moscow mules all weekend. Learning how to apply lipstick. Job interview for Lambeth Council. Dancing in the moonlight. Printing 'Mark Shaw is innocent' T-shirts. Wearing plus fours and a monocle. Giving my trusty Butler a reach around. Rimming.

Spiritualized - Feel So Sad(Rhapsodies)

I have a clackervalve called Martin.

It's nice to have you back. That must be worth a fiver?

I'll f*cking do it. B*stards.

The Insult by Rupert Thomson.

At the moment I am listening to the Doves latest long player Kingdom Of Rust. F*ckin' bangin'.

I am off to see them in May. Playing the album live in its entirety. Should be a good 'un.

Echo & The Bunnymen - Echo & The Bunnymen. I like it, even though Ian McCulloch is a d*ck.

Can Deppo do the half time announcements?