hypochondriac

Alpine calls sad old git 'soggy' and someone else says 'dulldays'. Someone finally gives 19c his medication and he responds with a quite brilliant thread on religion before going missing. Sturomseysaint starts another thread on hooliganism and gets the predictable histerical response. Following this he revists his 'late night alcohol delivery' idea from a few years back to much hilarity.

Sorry just had to bump this for lolz

Rickie if you ever read this then please totally ignore some of the mentalists on here. You are a legend mate and normal fans are just grateful that you take any time out to sign autographs.

What a completely retarded thread. Jesus there is some absolutely mental stuff being written on here at the moment.

He would probably score about 5 quite a few times over a season. I can't believe I'm even debating this. I think some fans are clinically insane.

Finally encouraged me to change my quote in location!

Wow. I am... speechless. Just wow.

Are you honestly suggesting you would rather have Rickie Lambert than Fernando Torres? Is that what you are telling me?

He sounds awesome. http://northstandchat.com/showthread.php?t=171841&highlight=calderon

Also don't get me wrong, I want Pardew to stay, I'm just not going to massively overreact and go mental should he leave/be pushed.

Having said that, if we replaced him with a worse manager (e.g. Tisdale) ten I would be annoyed.

If we got Mark Hughes as manager then I would be made up. Same reason why if we signed Torres and let Rickie go I would be sad understand that we have got a significant upgrade. Pardew has done alright but I think we can do better (and who knows he may want to leave!).

lol at anyone who wouldn't jump at the chance of having Hughes as the manager.

This is my current favourite thread on TSF.

Named Premier League manager of the season. Absolute disgrace. I don't wish death on anyone but if it happened to him I can't say I'd be displeased...

Oh and I do really love Paxman. Cr*p Ed Balls held his seat.

Certainly been interesting. Looks like a hung Parliament though which is sh*tty.

I wasn't 100 percent who I was going to vote for but BTF made my mind up

Nice guy as well.

I think we can give the British public some credit. You can bet your life that if this was America then their performance would have caused a big increase in popularity. We saw through them and should be applauded.

So angry...

WTF? That would be outrageous.

Conservative just now.

there is no way that the fl will let them liquidate the club and start again with no points penalty. Not a chance

I think a lot will hinge on whether they get the extra parachute payments or not.