hypochondriac

When will you be on the tour? Can I come and cheer you on?

Nah I'm not that mean...

How did you manage to find his website? You must be a google god!

Will you have a bit of a beer belly. I am beginning to doubt what you say with regards to fitness.

Please Will I beg you. Please let me show that video of you catching the ball. Please for the good of the forum.

Am I allowed to post your picture? You are a handsome chap.

I shall independently verify if you are what you purport to be.

Come on St Will. Show me what you're made of. http://www.miniclip.com/games/mini-golf/en/

That's what someone who what's their virtual "innernet" life to be cool and gain e-respect would say.

Prove it then Will. Give us your full name so we can look you up. I might go down the bookies and place my life savings on you as the Open champion 2029. I assume that's when you turn 30?

Any sport where you reach your peak over 30 is not a sport.

Golf is a terrible pastime. The only sports I count are the ones where you are tired after doing them. Therefore IMO golf isn't a sport. How does it feel wasting your life on a pastime Will?

Glasgow saint is the numpty formally known as original Bournemouth saint. He is on a windup and saying things to provoke a reaction.

Wrong. It's a 9 point deduction in the prem.

Why? The English single out the Germans and Argentinians all the time and vice versa. What's the difference?

how anyone can argue that golf is more demanding than football is baffling. I am increasingly of the opinion that St Will is a golfer in his own mind and on xbox live.

So because an English team employs him he should support England? If I played for Bayern Munich I would still want England to knock out Germany, I would love it in fact.

Jesus what a drama queen you are.

We are a much better team than you. We played awful in that game. I think we had difficulty getting up for a game against a lesser team.

Jonah and GM were two of the best posters on here. GM especially was the wittiest person here.

Pathetic. They weren't PR plants and you know it.

Yes it will. Best 500 quid I ever spent.

I want Barnard and Pitman.

As the creator can I assume that congratulations or some sort of award are in order? I'll settle for the rescinding of one of my infractions. xxx

The kind of person who bought the club for about a quid.