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I think you will find Sturridge scored the winner. Lallana got the one where you said "Phew! Now Villareal need to score 2".

There is also the matter of points for the UEFA coefficient. The better Liverpool do the less chance Italy have of taking our third EL place in the coming years.

It is possible some people see you as a reincarnation of a departed poster (troll) and treat you as if you were him.

Still not sure anyone has:?

Don't throw away the receipt just yet! (yes I know it's internet)

Alli charged with violent conduct and will probably miss the last three matches of the season.

Why did Spurs have a bit of a slow start this season which could cost them the title?

A player having to choose between Leicester and Southampton: what would your choice be?

A lot of the papers saying Vardy could get a longer ban for ranting after his red card.

What reception do you expect Mahrez to get on his return to the King Power Stadium?

Are we likely to get any bonus payments for the players we sold to Liverpool if they win the cup? (Silver lining if needed)

I wonder if Man U will be able to hold on to him when the top clubs come calling in the summer?

I hope you are being sarcastic

Anyway problems for drivers will soon be over. As soon as they can Uber will use driverless cars.

Leicester have made the least number of changes - 25.

Could you warp back to the present please.

Doubtful sending off for WH player. Justice after Payet vs Wanyama

It is.

Better late than never.

Probably best to start working on his mum first, subtly of course.

Quoting from the tweet If only they'd known they would have got someone else.

Spurs probably moving up to second today.

I wonder if in the future we will be selling to China rather than Liverpool?

Did you?

Could you come over to the Trump thread please. We need someone to defend him.