Greenridge

That’s rubbish. You don’t get to play for England and not be good enough for Ipswich FFS. He lost his way for sure and was rusty as hell and not close to game-ready for those few games when he kept having a nighty at WHU. A decent run in a decent team with a decent manager and he’ll be plenty good enough for most teams outside the top half a dozen or so.

That actually made me chuckle. The enforcer.

Like that bloke who got Burnley relegated and ended up at.... Bayern?

34 year old Michail Antonio?

The Hilton, Wembley.

He came to the after-game party with about half a dozen of his mates also in fancy dress. They were in good spirits.

Shea Charles came with quite the fan fare (haven’t they all from City) and he’s been beyond disappointing. That’s an understatement.

9-0 watch. Horrific.

OK, so he's not the best manager in Europe like Nathan, but third's not to be sniffed at.

You should be concentrating on your warm down Jack. Not on the phone.

10-0 watch

George Burley back in charge of team tombola. Those were the days.

Jesus wept

9-0 watch

I'm sure Ronaldo et al said exactly the same when they went off to the M.E.

He might have lost his mojo and maybe he wasn’t the future, but f me, he’s 10x anyone we’ve had since.

L’Oreal throwing him under the bus to deflect his own ass. Man-management 101.

If he’s the same level as Manning then that’s why neither of them are playing.

He’s continually proven he’s no CB. No surprise really.

The randomness was how far out of their normal position he could play them!

Martin has dug out the random squad number generator machine as used by Burley and Puel.

He’s not quite the Mr Bouncy of a few weeks ago. Nor is his hair. Tough times for both.

The abysmal defending is just the symptom caused by the ridiculous playing-out-from-the-back tactic that we are not skilled enough to operate.

Comedy gold.

You realise they developed a flu vaccine for exactly that reason, right?