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notnowcato

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  1. Sounds like you have a horny dog. Not sure he would have been too distressed by it. If the woman has no intention of breeding with the b itch then then it should be speyed.
  2. Because the numbers of illegals being taken into custody was becoming too great. So, in their infinite wisdom, the Police and Immigration office give the illegals a map of how to get to Croydon or Liverpool. ****ing genius!
  3. The "fat man" is just as likely to be a "waste of tax payers money" in the not so distant future.
  4. Why?
  5. As mentioned previously, Lemon Sole in Old Portsmouth is excellent, wont be cheap mind.
  6. Good choice, one area I will look to explore in the next two years. Here's a little taster of what is on offer: http://travel.roughguides.com/website/travel/Destination/content/default.aspx?titleid=72&xid=idh119851600_0013 Clearly you will be going to Bangc*ck
  7. Because: A. he's paid his fiver B. he can 3. you are not the internet police
  8. My better half works for the NHS. The management practices in that place are ****ing laughable.
  9. Congratulations... Just short of 9lbs! Small lad then..
  10. Gheyers opening up dead freds
  11. Jeez louise and Jee-eeh-pers.... Yesterday it was announced that Karaoke Bank was up for sale and is likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared staff may get a raw deal. ****s
  12. Update on the financial situation..... Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
  13. ...one is called Kelly Smunt
  14. It's the bestest
  15. Your answer stated the cinema was the bestest... you'll be hard pushed to find a cinema this side of Haselmere better than the one in Festival Place in t'Smoke
  16. The valuation of £300m is clearly bull****
  17. Maybe you should consider Blazingsmoke (or just outside..) Old Basing??... would fit all your criteria
  18. Too many dependancies to sufficiently answer your question: access amount being saved per month / per annum happy with t'internet only? etc it is worth the trawl.
  19. Why would you want to get to Portsmouth or Fareham??
  20. Comedy Penius
  21. Kriss Kross or House of Pain??
  22. a milliyen to one??
  23. There is nothing more to say...
  24. Says it all really
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