I have a couple of old seats from the Dell that are in need of some work after being in a greenhouse for years.
There's a programme signed by Alan Shearer after his full debut hat-trick - I worked for Hythe Chemicals and there were occasional invitations to the hospitality suite by a supplier; when no-one else took them up I got to go, and I happened to be there for that game and queued up to get his autograph after the game.
Thanks to the same supplier I got to take part in the annual penalty competition before one of the games. Scored 5 out of 6 one year and 0 out of three the next, so I've been jeered by Saints fans for being rubbish and have a photo in the loft to prove it.