Rory

Anal C*nt. Sort of a double whammy.

Avram Grant, fo sho. Fo sho.

Robbie Keane today: ""I'm now at a fantastic club with a fantastic manager who respects his players and if you're doing well will tell you you're doing well," he said." Respects his players????

Morrissey -- Years of Refusal. Absolutely awesome once again, Mr Morrissey. I am going to see him on Wednesday. Woop! :smt088

The fans are to blame for our downfall ousting Lowe in the first place. These sort of ideas can only do one thing: run this club out of business a lot quicker. Could you deal with your conscious knowing that you are to blame for the the club you've loved and thousands before you out of business? :smt088

Playing Skacel isn't going to make any difference. The club is dead and we are going down. Not just to League One either...

:smt088haha

Given the average age of our squad, it's probably for the best that this game is postponed. They'll probably start throwing snowballs at each other and building snowmen. :smt088

You love it, deppo, don't deny. You ain't got no alibi.

That's exactly what I think of, Scudamore. Anyway, this deal is never going to happen. We are not capable of signing a player like Chris Gunter. I love how gullable so many of you are, believing the likes of saint c*ck stevo. Dos Santos? LOL!!!!!

Imagine if they had signed Camara but not let Davies out on loan. How many ex-Saints would that be at Stoke?

Why

Effy from Skins eyed me up during a party. Fact.

Swansea will win 6-0.

Old news is old. :smt088

White Lies are shocking. :smt088

Meh.

Yawn. So much better and original if you have photoshop skillz.

Drunk on your love.

Albums I've listened to today: Spoon -- A Series of Sneaks Portishead -- Third Animal Collective -- Merriweather Post Pavilion Animal Collective -- Sung Tongs The National -- The National

I love how the kisses come out when people are drunk. :smt005

Not sure if Bullard is the player a lot of people make him out to be. He does put in some formidable performances but they aren't consistent enough. I'd be more worried to lose Clint Dempsey if I followed Fulham.

I think Hull will go down.

Fulham were my tip for 7th place at the start of the season and, with £5 million extra in the bank, I think this is a possibility.

I'm not sure why there's so much bitterness towards Rupert Lowe. If you see this article from 5 years ago, you'll see that we are at team on the up under Lowe: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/southampton/1947017.stm What's everyone's problem?