Pugwash

Weymouth 0 Eastleigh 5...

Lallana playing off Rasiak. +3 mins E/T

Ricky Lambert off, don't know who's on cos Merrington's talking a blinder

Nearly 11,000 gate

Substitution: Murty off (rest) Thomson on, James drops back

Rasiak header wide.

Corner...

Rasiak(!) dribbles past 3 players, keeper saves.

Corner! Excellent cross again from the right..

Davis alert, quick off his line

Rasiak on - free kick on edge of box... and Lallana scores!!!!!!!

Only in the US of A

No Mads is correct - you're thinking of 1 pound = 0.454 kilos (or was it euros?)

Absolutely! Love this: "We will take our example from our supporters, who are already what we aim to become - Premier League."

Anybody know him? http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10280~1739949,00.html

Yorkies out. Milka bars and Toblerones in.

Thanks SB, nice report.

Filmed several weeks ago. Matt needed a couple of prompts though!

Like it! Does it come in red and white stripes?

So it's either Michael Schumacher or the Princess who won't pay her knickers bill then?

Don't you realise the contempt that the two sets of islanders have for each other? Buying him the wrong cow could be the greatest insult imaginable. How about this one?

A new seat at the front of the director's box. And isn't it a Guernsey?

Exclusivity for the next three days?

Just re-played it. BBC also said FOUR other bidders in the wings?

BBC South just reported that Pinnacle have agreed tonight to pay the wages due on Thursday.