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Mills got injured a couple of games ago and his fitness has been in doubt even up to today......but he has done well for them and hopefully back with us next season.

Looking at Loo Rolls etc communication and misunderstanding words. This is a perfect example. Harro? An Aussie refuse collector is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustcart. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back of the house, but still can't see it. So, against the rules but in the spirit of kindness, he knocks on the door. There's no answer. Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder. Eventually a Japanese bloke comes to the door. 'Harro!' says the Japanese chappie. 'Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?' asks the collector 'I bin on toiret' explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed. Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again. 'No mate, where's your dust bin?'. 'I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Japanese man - still perplexed. 'Listen,' says the collector. 'You're misunderstanding me. Where's your wheelie bin?' 'Ok. Ok ' replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin. ' I wheelie bin having sex wirra wife's sister........!'

You may be right nick...look what old father time did to this sweet little pet.:smt117 Subject: Tweety Bird is 60 Years Old This Week! This can't be happening! "Tweety Bird", is 60 years Old This Week!

Possible New Investor. This New Presidential Limo was seen outside St Marys recently.....Could it be? If so Barrack wants real CHANGE for the mighty Saints.

Like all Saints supporters..she is going through a torrid time:mad:...You should see her when she is unhappy.

All my own hard work and some b'aaastards have already copied it.....shame on them[-X Wait til I get hold of the little schitts.

The secret of LONGEVITY......This is what happens to you if the TAKEOVER takes much more time. A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?" "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all." "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" "Thirty-four," she replied.

As regards prospective investors and their suitability this chap Nelson is putting in a bid for the Saints but I am not sure about his mental state. I believe The Dell Days has served in the Royal Navy with both Hardy AND Nelson so he should know if Nelson really has the Wonga....I really wouldn't mind even if he is a little strange....As some say, beggars can't be ...whatever... LORD ADMIRAL NELSON > > Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy." > > Hardy: "Aye, aye sir." > > Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to Flags. > > What's the meaning of this?" > > Hardy: "Sorry sir?" > > Nelson (reading aloud): "' England expects every person to do his or her > duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion > or disability.' - What gobbledegook is this?" Hardy: "Admiralty policy, I'm > afraid, sir. We're an equal opportunities employer now. We had the devil's > own job getting "England ' past the censors, lest it be considered racist." > > Nelson: "Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco." > > Hardy: "Sorry sir. All naval vessels have now been designated smoke-free > working environments." > > Nelson: "In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the main > brace to steel the men before battle." > > Hardy: "The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. It's part of the > Government's policy on binge drinking." > > Nelson: "Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we'd better get on with it... full > speed ahead." > > Hardy: "I think you'll find that there's a 4 knot speed limit in this > stretch of water." > > Nelson: "Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in > history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow's nest > please." > > Hardy: "That won't be possible, sir." > > Nelson: "What?" > > Hardy: "Health and Safety have closed the crow's nest, sir. No harness; and > they said that rope ladders don't meet regulations. They won't let anyone up > there until a proper scaffolding can be erected." > > Nelson: "Then get me the ship's carpenter without delay, Hardy." > > Hardy: "He's busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the foredeck, > Admiral." > > Nelson: "Wheelchair access? I've never heard anything so absurd." > > Hardy: "Health and Safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier-free > environment for the differently abled." > > Nelson: "Differently abled? I've only one arm and one eye and I refuse even > to hear mention of the word. I didn't rise to the rank of admiral by playing > the disability card." > > Hardy: "Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under-represented in the > areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency." > > Nelson: "Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons." > > Hardy: "A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and Safety won't let the > crew up the rigging without hard hats. And they don't want anyone breathing > in too much salt - haven't you seen the adverts?" > > Nelson: "I've never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the men > to stand by to engage the enemy." > > Hardy: "The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral." > > Nelson: "What? This is mutiny!" > > Hardy: "It's not that, sir. It's just that they're afraid of being charged > with murder if they actually kill anyone. There's a couple of legal-aid > lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks." > > Nelson: "Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?" > > Hardy: "Actually, sir, we're not." > > Nelson: "We're not?" > > Hardy: "No, sir. The French and the Spanish are our European partners now. > According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn't even be in this > stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation." > > Nelson: "But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil." > > Hardy: "I wouldn't let the ship's diversity co-coordinator hear you saying > that sir. You'll be up on disciplinary report." > > Nelson: "You must consider every man an enemy, who speaks ill of your King." > > Hardy: "Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age. > Now put on your Kevlar vest; it's the rules. It could save your life" > > Nelson: "Don't tell me - health and safety. Whatever happened to rum, bum, > and the lash?" > > Hardy: As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu! And there's a ban on > corporal punishment." > > Nelson: "What about sodomy?" > > Hardy: "I believe that is now legal, sir." > > Nelson: "In that case........ kiss me, Hardy. Just having a larf to lighten the load posters. COYRs

[-X You should have more respect for your senior citizens...Rest assured we can still do it and if they can remember they will be there waiting with bated breath:rolleyes: I might even use my mobility scooter to get into watch the mighty Saints ringside whilst I am in Gillingham.Even at my age I might get a game. COYRs

Funnily enough I was based in Chatham Barracks about 1967 and watched Gillingham quite regularly..So in a way it will be completing the circle....I wonder if any of the girls in my old local pubs will be there....Zimmer frames and all.

Are we APPY about this?

There is still every chance it could be Bashley and a day out in New Milton.

Don't poo poo this until you have heard from Jack...He is having a dump at the mo. I am not partaking of the ****ss:rolleyes: Oh! craaap for a moment I thought I was in the shiiite.....like the mighty Saints. But then I know when Jack has got over his dose of the runs he will post further facts about his shiiittty family himself.:smt084 By the way Jack is a poster on here but it could be one of a dozen of us mate..so many full of verbal dia......rear...sorry cany spel.:smt117

I blame the fans;-)

Information regarding our prospective new owner Jack SCHITT. WHO IS JACK SCHITT ? For some time many of us ITKs have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my sawce, you can now respond in an intellectual way. MAY BE HARD FOR SOME POSTERS. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple Produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently Returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt our new owner as from next FRIDAY,' you can correct them. Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt

Pele back in like a shot...holding midfield..very good...plus I still have my shirt with his name on...more a tribute to The Pele....Money may be a problem though...can I afford another shirt?

Hockaday? Gorre and Svensson...But Hockaday Wotte/Lowe had got rid..surely..Wotte is going on. Get rid not a clue.

Paul Tisdale of Exeter is still touted as a possible for Reading Manager...Eamon Dolan ex Exeter is already at Reading and a possible....So Saints looking doubtful as I see Tisdale going with Dolan as Director of Football/ although Hammond in place at present. Dean Moxey of Exeter is a very good left sided player and is now lined up for Derby who have offered 200 but believed Exeter want 350 or £400,000. Matt Gill a very good mid fielder is free and stalling on contract...Just what Saints could do with very experienced mobile tenacious player... Players to watch at Exeter are Bennett, Frear and Tasker...But as we all know we are not in a position and Exeter are now a BIG club like The mighty Saints.

Mr Lowe has been the problem from day one.....Thank you Askham, Cowan, Richards, Wilde and mob. Luvvies are returning again....Ra Ra Ra get those Pom Poms twirling girls. GM you obviously want your boy back...God save us.

Met some ladies in a pub in Southampton late 70s..Got talking football and it turned out they were Southampton Football ladies....Usual chit chat ladies no good and all that....Invited me and my mates to watch International at Dell..About 4/5 Saints in England ladies team...Days of Lopes, Bucket, Chapman and some names I forget maybe Coffin? etc....Boy were they good. Since then I have watched it on the telly and the standard is definitely on the rise.. When Saints get sorted bring the ladies into the fold again.

I am preparing a begging letter as we speak....All hands to the pump and all that;-)

If I remember correctly wasn't there a Rich man called John Webster or similar...London property wealth etc who got involved withg Ex Saints charity in recent times...Maybe he has the wealth together with others to save us......Step forward Mr Webster. Stab in the dark time.

Guided Missile John As you know, I am not a fan of either of the failed business brains..Lowe and Wilde. I have followed many of your posts over time and have seen your wonderful imput re Wilde and his business.. which has turned out very accurate. I have never seen a run down on the Lowe years in business..If you have done so please forgive me and kindly point me towards it as I am very interested to see how he has done in his many projects. Whilst working in London, Someone once showed me a full listing of all his companies and associations with various businesses..I have lost contact and have no record of same now... If my memory serves me correctly..I did not see any money sucess through the years and particularly found it alarming the history/finance of the shelf company he fronted in the reverse takeover (or did I mis read that business or lack of substance to said old peoples homes business).I am sure you can refresh my memory re our friend Rupert...Would you be so kind. You are the best at that sort of thing and it may be worth reading in light of the Wilde stuff...In the meantime I will try to locate my old contact in the Financial world to remind me why Rupert was held as such an astute business brain by the likes of jonah and friends. Mind you I can see why MPs and Lords get away with financial three card tricks...Like our money men running football clubs. Interesting to see what you produce old chap.. Bring back Rupes

What if we threw, The Saints Web and all us lovely posters with our extensive football knowledge in...That should convince the new investors for their 15 mil.

Now look ....Rupert and Michael, there never was any hope for you two top business boyzz..You should have listened to Uncle Leon.:smt084