LGTL

Town is absolutely heaving with them, and the majority are SMASHED. Seem good lads.

Why do kids that age struggle so much looking good in a suit? Some awful choices there!

I'm a ST holder with every away on my account from last year, but unfortunately I'll be away. Start your bidding.... NOW

Miss the away leg as in Australia, **** sake!

Well we won't have to wait long to see him back at St Mary's.

Pelle/Mane/Rodriguez/Juanmi

I like the dutch.

8th - I think Everton will improve this season but I can't really see any others from the "rest" bothering us too much.

We have someone who lost 4-0 to Preston two months ago in our back 4 up against Negrado. I'm not too worried.

Athletico Villa

Martina looks absolutely dreadful

Someone shoot this commentator and put him out of his misery.

So basically Toby played us for fools. Oh well, move on.

Their main, and only song is actually ours. An utter irrelevance.

Spurs fans are fuming It's funny for that alone.

All still looking rather unlikely despite this latest twist.

Are they short of Ferrari and maserati garages in Liverpool then? Actually that's probably a stupid question.

His first choice was Utd, who subsequently backed out.

Not really a surprise. Our set pieces were woeful last season and have been for some time.

After Newcastle away, he did nothing, absolutely nothing. Pointless.

Except Gunwharf, Portsmouth is an absolute cesspit. Their council do try, yet ultimately fail. The inhabitants are just poorer, fatter, uglier and less hygienic and nothing the local council does can change that.

Sky reporting that he will sign for Liverpool tomorrow.

What I find more pathetic is some little nobody coming on here giving it the biggun just because he's some footballers *****. Typical hanger on.

Tell your mate he's a massive ****. You too for that matter. Are you that Whisken fella? Explains it all if you are.

What a stupid poll I of course voted for Saints.