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I've tried listening to her this week while out and about and have been trying to put my finger on why I want to puch her lights out - I'm afraid I still don't know, but the force is strong

Bukake?

Kate's t1ts on Fiona would be ideal

I'd certainly mow her lady garden and eat from the bushy plate

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/ICL/ICL113/heimlich-manoeuvre_~SCM_070.jpg

I wonder if the sausage was a Weiner Schnitzel

Aftera choke f**k it needed the Heimlich manoeuvre :smt008

Went fishing all weekend and all I've got to show for it is this lousy picture - the River Hamble is not what it used to be, over fished and under policed!! http://www.pescare.com/siluro/images3/micione1.JPG

The Housewife? http://www.didtheydie.com/morgue/images/les_dawson.jpg

Ping pongs balls and a marker pen? Yellowbeard his finest moment - well done Sir!

Immaculate as always, everything Noel Edmonds aspires too - well done Sir!

I just did a sex wee in my pants

That really made me laugh

MILF me up alright- she can **** my rifle and ram home another round any day. Man alive someone mop my brow

Imagine sitting next to someone ringing a fecking bell for 90 mins - I know they're a bit wrong down there but why did it take so long, I'd shove it down his japs eye with 5 mins

I quite like the way things are at the moment, I have to admit to a certain satisfaction with the austere way we find ourselves, something quite hollow about big money men buying the heart out of clubs. I'm finding the club to be very much our club at the moment. I reserve the right to have a complete opposite view should we be taken over by the Sultan of Brunei and win the Champions League with in 5 years

Is this thread dahl or wot

I love Thai: Food Women Whiskey Beaches

What's the mango chutney, someone got their head on you're pilau

Scooby for Chairman - he's just great isn't he, wotta guy!

Get well soon Mick and condolences to the Corby family

Niki who?

He went to the wrong market - Super Pussy me up

I'm hussy for anything positive after the last 12 months - well done Team SFC, quick smart football but still a long way off the finished article. Please note the quality of a team can rise as well as fall

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