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Makes sense, Cheers. The poor sods have to go to Everton though. They should have been given a 2 goal head start as compensation.

Another Aussie take - beautifully put: "Oh this flatulent flubbering fucking gameshow host. This sentient bag of McDonald's grease just bombed a country, shut down a strait that 20% of the world's oil moves through, caused a global fuel crisis, and is now standing in the ashes going "why don't you losers buy MY oil?" Like a guy who poisons the town well and then starts selling bottled water from his front yard. You absolute fucking psychopath. "Iran has been decimated." Oh yeah? Then OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT, genius. If you won, where's the oil? Where's the shipping? Why are planes grounded from London to Sydney? You didn't decimate Iran, you dickhead. You decimated the global economy. Iran's still there. The Strait's still closed. And you're on your little safe space app doing a victory lap like a guy who shit his pants at a marathon and is celebrating crossing the finish line. "Delayed courage." He said that. To the BRITISH. The country that followed you brain-dead cowboys into Iraq because you LIED. You told the world Saddam had weapons of mass destruction. Colin Powell sat at the United Nations waving around a prop like a fucking children's magician. "Nothing in my hand... nothing in my other hand... and PRESTO, a million dead people!" The UK sent their kids. Allies sent theirs. And it was all bullshit. Every coffin. Every flag-draped casket. Based on a lie. So the Brits see you screaming about ANOTHER Middle Eastern country and say "nah, fool me once" and you call THEM cowards? You? The bone spur king? The guy who dodged Vietnam because his feet hurt? The guy who hid in a bunker when protesters got too close to the White House? You've never had a paper cut in service of another human being, you spray-tanned fucking fraud. The British stood ALONE against Hitler while America was at home jerking off to isolationism. Don't you EVER lecture them about courage. And here it is. Right in the middle of this deranged rant, the six words that tell you exactly what this whole thing was about from day one: "Buy from the U.S., we have plenty." There's your war motive, folks. Right there. Didn't even try to hide it. This fat prick blew up the Middle East's oil supply so he could sell you his. That's it. That's the whole play. Every missile, every dead civilian, every fuel queue from Perth to Paris, it's a fucking INFOMERCIAL. "Are YOU tired of affordable oil from stable trade routes? Well DO I have the solution for YOU!" This post isn't a flex. It's a confession. He's telling every ally America has ever had that the alliance was bullshit, the loyalty was a scam, and the next time they come asking you to die in a desert for them, you show them this post and tell them to go fuck themselves".

It's an away fixture - Ivory Coast are the home side. I can't explain why it's being played at Everton tho.

I'm aware of the addiction point, and know of people who've trialed it for that purpose and drank/used again, predictably. Addiction starts in the mind, and the fat jabs can't address the mental obsession for the drink or drug, hence it doesn't work.

They have plenty of oil and gas mate, so it's our problem. 5 mins ago he was going to destroy Iran's energy infrastructure over Hamuz, now it's someone else's issue.

Arrange

Definitely. I can get you a good deal on Katie Price and MLG though if you want.

They're an utter disgrace. They've also confirmed that they will destroy Lebanese homes, and occupy part of southern Lebanon. No surprise. The greater Israel plan continues.

I'll give it a go. I still struggle with the concept that you can fill your face with Krispy Kreme's and kebabs, and get a jab to keep the fat away.

He'll bully his way to it. He's convinced that Iran were a danger to the US, and the world, so he'll see this as a world saving exercise. What a hero. The best bit is that he's expecting Iran and/or the Gulf states to pay reparations. Madder than a mad thing.

So steam in, create an issue, realise you can't fix it, make threats, come to your senses, sulk, fuck off home. What a prick.

True story...if it was a crime, it was last century.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwykq2lqjw7o Allegations from 1997-2000, investigated in 2018 without charge, sacked in 2026.

Nothing confirmed, but I'd guess it'll be the usual.

Drizzle