egg

Let me know when that serves a useful purpose for mankind.

Latte

Only in the nocturnal musings of Mixedhisdrinks.

Kids of today. No minerals.

Absolutely. Why we've not signed footballers who are immune to injury I'll never know.

It's possible he just didn't make the 22. They had a 26 man squad.

Hole

FFS Farmer, I had you down as one of the normal ones!

Pigeon 🐦

Yep, I avoid it until late. Sod all this putting a tree up just after bonfire night malarkey. Leave present shopping til the week before, avoid Christmas markets, and keep the day low key. Good food, and the company I want to keep. My sister has never received an invite. And that Mariah Carey song should be banned and replaced with Winter Wonderland by the Courteeners.

Marathon (chocolate bar, rip)

I may do the same. It was superb TV first time round. I still love Auf Wiedersehen Pet, especially first 2 series.

Ha!! 11 years on and their rockets are still crashing and burning. Musk truly is a genius.

I tried googling it but my internet was down.

There's certainly an over reliance, and this highlights that we're horribly exposed to outage issues. Still, as the Aldi marketing machine put it, it's a snow day for adults.