Take the keyboards away, and I reckon you two would get on like a house on fire. He'd be a hybrid of uncle Albert from only fools and Ness from Gavin & Stacey regailing you with unbelievable tales of chance meetings and life experience. You'll be so blown away you'll want to adopt him as your own Uncle SoG, and want to build an annex so he can come and stay a few times a year. It'll be lovely.
As for me and Hypo, feck knows how that'll go.