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Absolutely. Why we've not signed footballers who are immune to injury I'll never know.

It's possible he just didn't make the 22. They had a 26 man squad.

Hole

FFS Farmer, I had you down as one of the normal ones!

Pigeon 🐦

Yep, I avoid it until late. Sod all this putting a tree up just after bonfire night malarkey. Leave present shopping til the week before, avoid Christmas markets, and keep the day low key. Good food, and the company I want to keep. My sister has never received an invite. And that Mariah Carey song should be banned and replaced with Winter Wonderland by the Courteeners.

Marathon (chocolate bar, rip)

I may do the same. It was superb TV first time round. I still love Auf Wiedersehen Pet, especially first 2 series.

Ha!! 11 years on and their rockets are still crashing and burning. Musk truly is a genius.

I tried googling it but my internet was down.

There's certainly an over reliance, and this highlights that we're horribly exposed to outage issues. Still, as the Aldi marketing machine put it, it's a snow day for adults.

Also worth noting that the tariff is usually agreed between the cps and defence, and the judge sentences accordingly.

I've asked him what makes him think judges are politically influenced, and how the influence works in practice. No answer, as I suspect Reddit hasn't told him the answer. People who've adopted the US political mentality (left/right only, abuse, hyperbole, adjective laden commentary, etc) can't understand that we're different. Our judiciary does not include political appointments. Every judicial application round is a competition, overseen by an independent commission, who make the recommendations for appointment. I suspect our man doesn't know that.

That's an unpleasant read. Pretty much anything goes in comedy words wise, but having someone carried on stage, and doing that to them crosses a line and then some. Fair play to the Guardian for calling him out.

I think your last sentence is a little ott. Increasing debt is very much our achilles heel.