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Thats the one Tokyos, **** the captain and the crew! For ours we did a series of manly challenges in the build up to going which determined ship rank. I was Rear Admiral.

What rumours? From where?

The locks aren't complicated at all but just put your stand up guys on lock duty otherwise the potential for injury or boat sinkage is high I'd say!

The other benefit is that if he wants a Bear Grills survival themed stag, just get him ****faced and chuck him overboard in the middle of the night. He could hollow out a dead rancid sheep and sleep in it until morning or something. I've only done it in the UK but I'm sure there are routes in France, Germany, Holland etc.

Canal boat trips either in the UK or abroad are always a laugh and cover the A to B with as much drinking as you like involved. Not very original but if it's not something you fellas have done before or recently, it may be something to consider?

Just love the time off, the drink, the food and it does break up the gloom and darkness of winter somewhat. Will be out getting as much surf in as I can, going to cosy boozers in the eve, watching crap on telly etc. Don't care about the presents really, enjoy giving them but usually end up with crap I don't need.

Fonte will be looking after Roberts again most probably. Hopefully he'll be in gym and re-watching that performance against him last time.

****.....I looked and everything Sorry I let you all down

Saints are botton of the league for the amount spent on agent fees. Shrewd business from Cortese and co or a stance which could hinder our ability to complete signings in the future? Total money spent on agents (Oct 2011-Sep 2012) Source: Premier League Manchester City £10,537,982 Liverpool £8,600,444 Queens Park Rangers £6,818,688 Tottenham Hotspur £6,595,905 Chelsea £6,490,382 Arsenal £5,580,873 West Ham United £4,436,992 Manchester United £3,681,580 Newcastle United £3,485,503 Everton £3,092,891 Aston Villa £2,730,539 Fulham £2,581,208 Sunderland £2,173,762 Reading £2,167,833 Wigan Athletic £1,974,305 Stoke City £1,717,266 West Bromwich Albion £1,341,301 Norwich City £1,248,725 Swansea City £1,100,845 Southampton £646,106

Yea usually in the saturday games thread and not usually for some kind of West Ham themed points scoring. Pretty weird to be honest.

Love Adkins swagger and gangsta punch.

Cheers for the West Ham updates delldays, always interesting to read that on the the saints liverpool build up thread.

He's gone a little OTT but they have only won the same amount of games as us despite having players like Suarez in the side. They are obviously not at this point streets ahead of us.

Well it hasn't been every game he's played. Unfortunately he's had a few mares lately. Keepers often have a wobble after making a mistake. Reina was having howlers every game at the beginning of the season, Al Habsi has made a few lately as well. The worst thing Adkins can do is drop the lad if he's not confident of the other two otherwise the situation can spiral into an even bigger mess than it is now.

Lets just play Boruc so when he does make a mistake at least it might stop tdd's from banging on.

or to rest other players and move Suarez to play behind or flanking an actual CF.

To be honest, I hope this clown floors Flintoff. It ridiculous to think that you can just become a professional boxer at 34 just on the basis that you were a good cricketer a few years ago. Flintoff barely got his BOBC license 2 weeks before the fight as they considered his technical ability to be poor. No one should be able to have a professional fight when there are concerns about ability that close to the fight. The whole notion is a joke to be honest and belittles the swathes of amatuer and professional boxers who will never get the same opportunity despite having natural boxing talent.

Well seeing as Rodgers wants a striker and Liverpool only have one, I'm sure they would take Lambert if they had the opportunity to do so. I don't know how they would change their system tbh. Of course Liverpool are a better side, but we have some players of at least equal ability to some of theirs.

Not maybe, Rodgers would snap your hand off if he was offered Ramirez to play in the hole. Also, Lallana would get in their side at the moment as would Lasmbert.

Well I haven't slept right since he's been gone but it could just be work related stress I guess.

You see, it's foresight and vision like this which Adkins is lacking which is why he's clearly out of his depth in the prem. The more I think about this, the more and more complete sense it would make. If we had Jonno as the front sweeper, we could for example commit everyone forwards at corners and if the ball was cleared to half way, Jonno would be able to sprint back and mop up and then pump it back forwards, probably getting on the end of it himself to volley into the top corner.

This is exactly what dune would say

Nor sure myself, looks like a large domestic cat to me

What is it that I wrote which prompted this rant?!

More happy clappy nonsense from you!