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Turn Out The Lights by Steel Panther: So you're big and kinda hairy Like a monkey at the zoo I don't care if you're a monkey With an ass that's red and blue Cause I'm gonna **** you doggy-style The way chihuahua's do But I got one request That I just have to ask of you Turn out the lights Before you suck my **** Someone beat you with an ugly stick I wanna ****, but you make me sick, so Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights So you think that I'm a loser Cause I used to be in Jail And I got my GED Diploma Last week in the mail Well at least a man can exercise If he gets too fat But I got news for you Your face will always look like that Turn out the lights Before I take a ride You don't seem to have a "good side" Whip out a condom and the astro-glide Turn out the lights Turn out the lights I think I'm gonna hurl Jesus Christ I hope that you're a girl Open your mouth, baby, here come the pearls Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights Tell me when it's over Please tell me you don't have VD Thank god that it's over, yeah Well we all have indiscretions I think you're my BIGGEST yet Had to roll you in some flour Just to find where you were wet Well this never would've happened If I hadn't lost that bet I wonder if our grand-kids Will ask us how we met Turn out the lights Girl it's way to bright I don't wanna look at your cellulite There ain't nothing on your body that's tight Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights Before you take off your clothes I wanna tie you up with some garden hose Slap your tits and rub my balls on your nose Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights Before we do the deed Before I cover your box with my seed I'm gonna pound ya 'till ya ****ing start to bleed, ***** Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights

The Art Forum?! What on earth?! ;-)

lol it's just one of those "I saw something related to Southampton on TV" type threads, nothing more

Just watching it on sky 1 and they've just raided a house, right outside St Mary's! Naughty naughty illegal immigrants.

Isn't he on loan at Leeds?

Please don't say things like that

It looked like Pardew was writing notes on something. Maybe he's there looking at players?

Ok cool, thanks for that!

Sod that, she'll be the one buying me a season ticket for Christmas! :-) I don't always go with my girlfriend, I sometimes go with someone in the family - maybe my girlfriend and my parents could go half and half for another ticket. I'll sort it out! Thanks for your help by the way!

That's a good idea!

I always used to sit in the Kingsland/Northam corner, but my girlfriend wanted to be closer to the half way line, so now I'm usually in block 33 in the Kingsland

Thanks for that. So, kinda repeating my last post, am I stuck with the seat I choose, or can I change it to sit next to whoever I take?

Really? So I can't move my seat to book us both sitting next to each other? I'm not so bothered about having the same seat, just the financial benefit...

The only way we could make a Kop End is shifting everyone round to the Chapel Stand, but that would require a 150 yard extra walk for the majority of the Northam faithful ;-)

Question: I've never been a season ticket holder, as I can be around for 5 or 6 games, then away for the next 5 or 6, so I have always just bought tickets as and when I want them. However I'm thinking now about getting a half season ticket. How does it work when I want to buy an extra ticket individually for each game? How do I ensure I'm sat next to the person I buy an extra ticket for?

I thought the extension of the Northam around that corner looked really good yesterday, and when they got going, made a good bit of noise.

nope, just bored and doing what I'm told

Alright

Lol they mist have locked you up for a really long time as you don't have a very outdated opinion about golf

I'm a winner, what can I say ;-)

I'm not gonna sit back and let people offend me just because they don't like being told they are negative.

Ok here is how it always pans out. Delldays starts complaining. I counter that and say there's no need for the negativity (which is fair, I'm only arguing my point), he starts playing victim, then starts name calling, so i stand up for myself and give him some back. He can't handle it then goes off and cries to mummy. Sorry, but he's equally as responsible for the arguments, if not more so. Yes, I go on the offensive more aggressively, but I stand up for myself and my opinions. Like I said, if he can't handle it, he shouldn't dish it out himself.

Hey listen, I wouldn't have said a word, but it seems on every thread he is playing victim and crying like a baby, and it's obvious he's aiming it all at me. I can count 3 threads now where he's made out he can't post because he gets picked on, which isn't even true. He starts the name calling, then gets it back at him, and he curls up into a ball in the corner and cries! If you can't take it delldays, don't dish it! If you don't dish it, people won't give you it. It's that simple!

Hang on, let me get you a box of tissues. FYI I'm not homophobic, I'm delldaysophobic.