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I don't care about her presenting skills.

Seen that on twitter Glasgow, the club have actually offered to refund/replace the shirt for him.

Jay is fine. Not injured any more, just going through a pre-season and strength building process. Should be back October time.

Did they have Sam Wallace on the phone? He seems to be the only one trying to push his own story, quite obviously nothing in it what so ever.

It's quite impressive how Sky spend so much time not actually reporting on anything. We're looking at a picture of Bart Simpson and AVB at the moment.

Probably more along the lines of us changing our mind, he was clearly just a fall back option for us. Looks to me as if it's 1 from Mane and Townsend now.

Boro have signed Jelle Vossen. Wasn't he one of our 'most wanteds' a few years back?

He's not an out and out striker, he's more of an attacking midfielder who can play between the lines. left/right/number 10 role is what he's about.

Financially Monaco went a bit too crazy, they need to reign it in. Hence the sale of Rodriguez too.

Forgot they still had SWP. What an absolute mess of a career he had in the end.

Who knows, maybe Mayuka and Isgrove are off.

Don't think he's particularly quick, but I remember years back he was in the same bracket as Joaquin as options for the Spanish team. Good experienced option on loan. Got a funny feeling we will get another attacking player too.

Toby Alder-vier-weld. I think

For £3.5m. He wasn't even a first team player at Hull.

Not too convinced on the Spurs interest myself, we'll have to wait and see.

"United buying Falcao and Di Maria is the equivalent of someone who needs heart surgery being given fake tits. Looks nice, but not what's needed".

and Mane.

Can I make a polite request? Please can none of our fans turn up at Staplewood to stand outside the gates, waving their phones and arms in front of the camera because ''THEY'RE ON TV!1111''. It looks dumb. cheers.

4 loans in total, only 1 loan from a single PL club.

Benjamin Stambouli

That's a fair point. If we're chucking £12m at Townsend, then we could probably get him for the same sort of figure though.

Koeman also confirmed that he has not considered a move to sign Ajax goalkeeper Kenneth Vermeer, who is expected to join Feyenoord. He added: "We didn’t think about Kenneth Vermeer. We have bought Fraser Forster, who is 26 years old and a fantastic goalkeeper, who is part of the England squad." The Dutchman also acknowledged that deals for Aston Villa defender Ron Vlaar and Dynamo Kiev forward Jeremain Lens ‘didn’t succeed’, and that he opted against an approach for Queens Park Rangers new boy Leroy Fer due to the number of midfielders already at his disposal.

He's great. Always wanted us to go for him when he was at Basel. PL experience too, albeit not a great deal. Would be a top addition.

Didn't sky break the news last week about us making a 2nd bid ''according to sky sources'' ? and then quite oddly, later in the day, according to sky sources, we hadn't made a 2nd bid. For what it's worth, today will be awash with bull****. So I'm sure we'll still have an hour or so to endure whereby we start seeing increasing reports that Morgan or Jay are off, when in fact they aren't.

It's not though, really. Trying to ignore the fee, but can't on this one. £15m is a joke figure for him.