Wade Garrett

Unfortunately I have experienced neither to date…

You’re right about squad depth. I’m not arguing about that. I’m talking about the first XI. Hopefully these signings will be more Livramento than numerous others that haven’t stepped up.

Develop a coke and high-class whores habit. I would probably waste the rest.

Thanks for your concern.

Could be right about goalkeeper. A few Pompey lads I know reckon he’s brilliant. Forster was good last season as well though. Not sure about anywhere else though.

Where on the pitch are we going to be stronger than last season. I’m scratching my head to be honest.

Would definitely improve us.

I am underwhelmed by this signing.

He’s a quality player. Was brilliant on his West Ham loan. Big risk, but fair play to them.

Shame it looks like Mordaunt won’t make the final two. There is not a chance in hell that I will vote for Sunak or Truss in a general election. Typical Tories, get rid of Boris and then choose between 2 of his closest colleagues to lead the party. Idiots.

At this rate, we’ll regret letting Long go!

We’d be better off signing that Huddersfield midfielder than Winks.

How many centre-backs do Palace need?

Not sure. Do our recruitment team play Football Manager?

That’s brilliant. Can I have the numbers for the Euro Lottery please?

Certainly not been prolific, he wastes far too many chances. I think we’re after a striker regardless of whether Adams goes or not. If we can get £20m I’m sure we could sign a better player with that money.

I wouldn’t be against him going for £20m. Would obviously need a replacement lined up though.

Like this signing. Good work.

Good point.

Not sure why we want to keep the invisible man.

Although I think the club are taking a chance buying youngsters, fucking fair play to them. Getting a good few deals over the line.

He could wear a slipper on his right foot for the amount of times he uses it. Looks ok though.

Hopefully the sideshow will be over soon. He won an election, pushed through Brexit and for the first in my life I voted Tory. But, his government are shite, there is no credible plan to deal with the cost of living and Boris is a lying fucker. I’m actually annoyed that more of the Cabinet haven’t resigned. Mind you, some have been promoted so far beyond their ability that the likes of Patel, Raab and Dorries will do well to get jobs cleaning Parliaments shitters after Boris falls.

Ah ok, my bad. I didn’t realise that all strikers went for £60m or £45m if they’ve got a year left.

Still not convinced with buying all these unproven players.