Wade Garrett

We’ll surprise those sportswashing cunts on Saturday. Hopefully, there won’t be any Saudi state murders as a result of it.

Interesting post. I suppose it’s easier to get deals over the line if you over-pay. Unfortunately, we can’t do that as we’re not owned by a country.

Don’t believe it is. Agree a fee with the club and a contract with the player. It’s hardly resolving the war in Ukraine.

I don’t think he’s worth £11m. Really struggled in the Prem.

Get him and Leiper the keeper and we would be well set for Saturday.

Like I said, wankers.

Hoffenheim are a load of tyre-kicking c*nts. Heart problem my arse.

Smallbone is Scholes-esque the way he ghosts into the box.

He doesn’t pop up in the box like Smallbone does.

Williams was quality

Shame we lost Wilcox. I hear he’s doing a fantastic job at Man Utd. Dan Ashworth reckons it’s the best tea he’s ever drunk.

Shit my fucking pants when I heard Strachan had signed Paul Telfer.

Racist undertones? Have a fucking day off.

Wanker with a pea-sized heart.

Spoke to my Greek mate about that striker. He said: Hello everybody peeps. Good player innit. Bang bang goal.

Not sure if you can judge any side until the window closes.

These cryptic transfer posts are really getting on my tits 😉

What about the mad bloke who stuck the nut on Fonte?

Weirdo

Interested to know why the new Labour Government means more immigrants. I didn’t notice it in their manifesto, although I do remember David Cameron promising to reduce net immigration to tens of thousands in 2010.

Better than a false 5.

There’s no hope for Mara. Absolute dogshit.

Good keeper.

I saw us put in loads of crosses last season. Problem was Adams or Mara up front never made a near post run. Ings would improve us immeasurably, as would Antonio.

Chaotic club. Their manager will be gone by Christmas.