Wade Garrett

Souness reportedly knows Dragan. Shame he doesn’t pick up the phone to tell him this in person. Mind you, Rasmus would probably counter that the former world class player, European Cup winner and manager of some of the biggest sides in the UK knows fuck all because he doesn’t wank over XG, doesn’t wear drainpipe jeans that are too short and doesn’t vape like a twat or drink cappafuckingcinos.

Here’s an idea, play him as a goalkeeper rather than someone who is supposed to be like Ronald Koeman on the ball. More “Russ - I want to suck off Pep” football.

He’ll have a long wait.

I bet they don’t have 71% possession though. Trust the process, it’s a 10 year plan. Rasmus thinks we’re all c*nts.

Run out of patience to be fair. It’s not enjoyable any more. It’s like the season we went down, each game is absolutely fucking demoralising. Club are a bunch of cunts.

It seems they are. Bewildering.

Magnificent post.

Depends how the club sell the role.

Should have been gone weeks ago.

We need a complete change of direction on the pitch. The rest will follow.

Fuck results. It’s all about how much possession we have.

Russell Martin is fucking deluded and is talking utter shite again. Dragan must be an even bigger cunt though, for standing by and doing nothing.

Thanks for posting, but I couldn’t give a shiny shit what that imposter has to say.

Last few have been shite. Jones, Selles and the idiot.

What on earth are you talking about?

Couldn’t give a monkeys what he’s got to say. Bloke is full of it.

He’s a piss-taking cunt

More of a chance if they replaced him after the Bournemouth debacle.

Was time a while ago. Fucking horse has bolted now.

Incompetent wankers. Should have sacked Martin after the Bournemouth game. Bottle-jobs that have no clue how to run a football club.

Russell Martin and his tippy tappy football can fuck right off. Fucking self-inflicted shite. Again. Sports Republic, you’re a bunch of cunts.

Can’t lose against this lot. They are playing fucking dogshit. Aribo needs to start fucking running instead of jogging about, fucking lazy cunt.

My main worry is Cunha tearing Manning a new arsehole.

Their 2 full-backs are fucking decent going forward. We need to keep them occupied. Their centre-backs aren’t great, so we need to put them under pressure. I think they’re a better side than their position suggests. They have had a tough run of fixtures. Not sure if the players buy into their manager’s ideals. Will they give it 100% to go for the win that will save his job? I reckon they will, and I think they’ll get it. Everton were absolute dogshit last week. Rambo saved us, along with the crossbar and an extremely tight offside. I’m not sure we get that lucky twice in a row. Wish I had more hope, but I don’t think we’re particularly improving.

‘Melts’ - you’ve been watching too much Danny Dyer.