Wade Garrett

We’re 1 down against 10 men.

Just put your fucking laces through it.

McCarthy can’t play football. So why force him to. It’s absolute madness.

Sky just said we were overplaying at the back. What a fucking surprise!

Am I the first to say it? Why the fuck is Jack Stephens starting?

What do those northern monkeys know about football.

I understand that. All I’m saying is do we need a number 9 to hold the ball up with the way we play. Someone has just made the point about Che Adams. Personally, I don’t think he was a great number 9. If we went long he rarely got the better of a centre back. Would I want somebody who could hold the ball, run the channels and finish, yes I would. See Ipswich signing Smodics for £9m and talking to Chelsea about loaning Broja.

Do we need anyone to lead the line? Plenty of sides don’t have a classic 9 any more. Not that I wouldn’t want one.

They must have recruited our old recruitment team.

Is he any good? Got to be honest, never heard of him.

We’ll surprise those sportswashing cunts on Saturday. Hopefully, there won’t be any Saudi state murders as a result of it.

Interesting post. I suppose it’s easier to get deals over the line if you over-pay. Unfortunately, we can’t do that as we’re not owned by a country.

Don’t believe it is. Agree a fee with the club and a contract with the player. It’s hardly resolving the war in Ukraine.

I don’t think he’s worth £11m. Really struggled in the Prem.

Get him and Leiper the keeper and we would be well set for Saturday.

Like I said, wankers.

Hoffenheim are a load of tyre-kicking c*nts. Heart problem my arse.

Smallbone is Scholes-esque the way he ghosts into the box.

He doesn’t pop up in the box like Smallbone does.

Williams was quality

Shame we lost Wilcox. I hear he’s doing a fantastic job at Man Utd. Dan Ashworth reckons it’s the best tea he’s ever drunk.

Shit my fucking pants when I heard Strachan had signed Paul Telfer.

Racist undertones? Have a fucking day off.

Wanker with a pea-sized heart.

Spoke to my Greek mate about that striker. He said: Hello everybody peeps. Good player innit. Bang bang goal.