benjii

*Sour Mash to reply with a one sentence non-sequitur lesson in empty rhetoric*

I'm afraid to say, we did not beat Swansea.

This is correct. Both are good players to have in the squad and about as good as we can realistically hope for as third choice or occasional starter. Clearly, as a pair, they are a big downgrade on the partnerships we have had for the last three seasons though.

That price is retarded. In the current market and selling to loadsa-money chavs like Chelsea we'd want at least £30m.

Here's Harrison Ford to act as a counter balance.

I'm afraid these munters are an inevitable fact of living in a modern city.

Because when we play a better team than a bottom-third dweller like Swansea you will see how dodgy we are at the back!

Take Mane away and they really are a pretty average team.

Yeah, it was announced yesterday mate.

I dunno. Franny's daughter?

Let's hope they don't increase the number of "Cat A" matches. #fuming.

Absolutely right.

That makes him 22 and a half so I'm not sure why you think he qualifies as U21 - assuming you're talking about Premier League squads?

I shouldn't but this bit sounds like a script line from a Cohen brothers film or something.

You should definitely make some vigorous complaints. Maybe you could start one of those parliamentary petitions?

Chongqing Super Smogs?

Yeah, it's all those glory hunting Leeds fans that swung it.

Ronaldo just fell over. It was shocking refereeing, especially having given a penalty for a clear dive by Suarez.

He's right. It's a contradiction. It's nonsense.

OK. The atmosphere was pretty good though.

The atmosphere was pretty good yesterday.

Nonsense. Gabbiadini's movement makes space for the likes of Tadic and JWP to get on the end of things in the box, which happened yesterday. There was nothing wrong tactically, it was just bad finishing. Or rather, it was the level of finishing that we can reasonably expect from that team of players, most of whom have proven over a reasonable period to be poor finishers.

I'd bring Lemina and Boufal in for Redmond and JWP.

It's not strikers that are the problem with Gabbi and Austin fit, it's the lack of goals from the five players behind them and in front of the back four.