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Charles for Jander. Great shift, Jander.

Ref finally spots a pull. By us, obviously.

Oyekunle for Stewart. Massski for Scienza.

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Ok, that one SHOULD be a pen. THB hauled down.

What a first touch, Flynn.

Another dive, from Leo this time.

Azaz false 9 and bring Charles on?

One fist is always plenty.

Bree's crossing is so shit.

Need the second goal. This lot are shite but surely they'll change something at half time.

Bit of a dive.

Downes needs to just sit in for a bit.

In fairness, that was a hell of a delivery.

Peretz with the touch of a Trump, but gets away with it.

Yeah, they look awful.

It was THB. Fantastic.

That is a brilliant goal. Was it Downes or Jander with the killer ball? Excellent.

Stoke look shite at the back.

Don't think West Ham are serious and we're just trying their luck. The last thing they need is THB for 20m if they end up in the Champ.

Stoke fans are some of the biggest mongs around. Hope we win.

Raheem Sterling?

Now we're playing a 4231, Armstrong is a great player to have, as he's very effective coming off the left or right in the Champ, and we don't have many options in those positions. Would be good for Edozie too! So, best sell them.

Indeed, but that isn't going to happen unless Solak takes drastic action.

There's some truth in this. The role of luck in life is usually massively underestimated by people, in particular successful ones.