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Hold me closer, Simon Banza.

You can see his glans.

Is he a smack heed?

Just had a few beers with a Deutsche Bank chap. Seemed to be doing fine.

Donald Trump's response to a question on how he would make childcare more affordable. I am sure this is a clear policy that everyone can get behind. "Well, I would do that, and we're sitting down, and I was, somebody, we had Senator Marco Rubio, and my daughter Ivanka was so, uh, impactful on that issue. It's a very important issue. But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers that I'm talking about, that, because, look, child care is child care is. Couldn't, you know, there's something, you have to have it – in this country you have to have it. But when you talk about those numbers compared to the kind of numbers that I'm talking about by taxing foreign nations at levels that they're not used to — but they'll get used to it very quickly – and it's not gonna stop them from doing business with us, but they'll have a very substantial tax when they send product into our country. Uh, those numbers are so much bigger than any numbers that we're talking about, including child care, that it's going to take care. We're gonna have - I, I look forward to having no deficits within a fairly short period of time, coupled with, uh, the reductions that I told you about on waste and fraud and all of the other things that are going on in our country, because I have to stay with child care. I want to stay with child care, but those numbers are small relative to the kind of economic numbers that I'm talking about, including growth, but growth also headed up by what the plan is that I just, uh, that I just told you about. We're gonna be taking in trillions of dollars, and as much as child care, uh, is talked about as being expensive, it's, relatively speaking, not very expensive compared to the kind of numbers we'll be taking in. We're going to make this into an incredible country that can afford to take care of its people, and then we'll worry about the rest of the world. Let's help other people, but we're going to take care of our country first. This is about America first. It's about Make America Great Again, we have to do it because right now we're a failing nation, so we'll take care of it. Thank you. Very good question. Thank you." The silly bellend also seems to think tariffs are a tax on third countries, rather than a domestic consumer tax. Either that or he's deliberately misrepresenting his own policy. #DonOld #Senile

This is what we should do from the start, with Taylor at LB. Much more balanced. Cornet on the other side and BBD or Archer through the middle.

Good news. There is something there, but we're not going to find it with him getting 10 mins here or there at the end of a PL match.

The key is to get as many PL quality players as possible on the pitch at the same time, IMO. From our current squad, those are: Ramsdale KWP Sugawara Taylor ABK if arsed Janny B (if hes got a good partner and GK) Downes (IMO) Fernandes (hopefully) Lallana (but probably can't play 90 mins so need to find another option too) Maybe Officer Dibbles, but let's not break him Cornet I would try this: ----------------Rambo----------- Suga---Bedders---THB/ABK---Taylor ---------Downes-----Les-------- Cornet-------Fernandes-----KWP ‐--------------BBD/Archer-------- Lallana and Dibbling can come on for the last 35 minutes (if it turns out Dibbling is too good not to start then we can figure that out later).

You're a fucking disgrace.

No chance he should be sacked whatever happens this season and should stay for next season. Keep him and go down and next season will be absolute class. Keep him and stay up and he will have done brilliantly. I couldn't give a shit if we go down this season.

Fuck me.

Too many holes in our defence, with centre backs doing man for man jobs miles up the pitch, and Smallbone and Aribo being too slow to cover. You really can't have those two together in a midfield three in the Premier League. Smallbone, in particular is too slow and weak. And that's ignoring the times we just pass it to the other team. How the fuck neither Armstrong nor Stephens scored is a mystery. Get Lezza on for Bonio and I would also consider putting Dibbling on for Arma and have him play off BBD. I think BBD has done well. I really hope we don't wait until 65 minutes, because that will be too late. Lallana, Archer and Fernanj for later. The cocommentator on my stream is a proper bellend, too.

He is talking about Southampton Football Club making the bid. FarehamSaintJames is not proposing any involvement on his part.

--------- Ramsdale-------- Suga---THB--Janny B--Taylor -----Downsey---Smallbone------ ------------Fernanj--------- Arma -----Archer------KWP Subs: Macca, President Bree, Capn Jack, Big Les, Aribo, Lallana, Officer Dibbles, Samamamaoyow, BBD

He had posted a set list from one of his shows. There were lots of early Oasis top tracks in there, so I thought it looked quality. However, the encore was I Am The Walrus. They used to cover this in Oasis, but I always thought it was shite. So, I replied: "Can do without that Walrus nonsense". And he replied and said (I quote verbatim): "You can go to the merch stand a by a tee shirt when that's on SMARTARSE".

I've just remembered....Liam replied to a Tweet of mine once, and called me a smartarse. Legend!

Similar to Turks. Was a huge fan during Definitely Maybe and Morning Glory years but from the third album onwards they were pretty boring and irrelevant. Saw them back in the day and not really interested in seeing them again now. They never really had any stage craft or showmanship - just Liam trying to look cool, so I think it was really an "of the moment" thing.

Fantasy suggestions lads, but keep it realistic, aye.

He's a worse player than Armstrong and Diaz. No point stockpiling Champ players.

Sometimes it's matches like these that kick-start a season. In Koeman's first season, we lost our first match against Liverpool, then we had a disappointing home 0-0 against WBA. Third match was Milwall away in the cup. I went. We picked a strong XI and were crap for 60 minutes or so, then Cork scored and Pelle got his first goal for Saints. After that, we won 4 league matches in a row. I think we should rest a few key players (Bednarek, Downes, KWP) but other than that, we should pick a strong side and try to get some confidence in the forwards. I would go: Macca Sugawara (or Bree if there's a chance we are selling KWP) - THB - Capn Jack - Taylor ------Lesley---Smallbone------- A Arma --- Dibbling------Edozie -------------Archer--------- Put Diaz on after 45 for one of the front three and put Fernanj on for one of the midfielders.

So annoying. I don't think anyone can say we should have won, but we also shouldn't have lost. Aribo just needs to kick it FFS. That said, did look like he was fouled. If we're going to play the two "strikers" we need to get them closer together. We're not good enough to have no proper focal point up there. P.s. Dibbling looked excellent.

Armstrong's touch and decision making is awful today. And Smallbone being a bit too defensive. I'd put Les on for Bonio and Dibbling or Amo Ameyaw on for Armstrong and have them and BBD play a bit more central. Could make the positional change and give Arma 15 mins there too, I guess. Have Fernanj and Archer as options for a bit later. First goal is going to be key.

It's not defensive. When we have the ball Stephens goes into midfield, Aribo goes very high and the full backs have licence to go pretty much anywhere. It's more fluid and probably more creative than the 433 we used to play, where the wide players would often get isolated and we would struggle to find space between the opposition midfield and defence, plus we look much more solid at the back. Please watch more closely.

Armstrong - 12 BBD - 10 Archer - 8 Edozie/Sulemana/Dibbling/Amo Ameyaw - 2 Smallbone / Aribo / Fernandes - 6 Downes and Les - 1 KWP / Suga / Taylor / Manning / Bree - 2 Centre backs- 5 That's 46 goals. Decent chance of staying up. You don't need someone scoring a shitload, you just need someone to take the chances we get and also to maximise set pieces as far as possible. Of course, if someone does score a shit load then that's largely the difference between bottom half and top half.

4-1 Saints. Easy.