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Onuachu, wooo-oo-oo Onuachu, wooo-oo-oo He's from Owerri His legs are smooth and not hairy Onuachu, woo-oo-oo

He's Tall He's Paul He looks after the ball Tall Paul, Tall Paul Or.... Score a goal Onuachu We will love you more than you will know Oh, oh, oh

That's Metallica!

He got a red card for that?!

This, although I'd probably start with Lallana instead of Dibbling. I think asking Dibbs to play No. 10 is too much pressure just now.

Solid.

I'd rather have Neil McCann. I said it.

I think, "you what, mush?".

Maybe we do? Doing it in training isn't the same as executing under pressure in a match. Lee Holmes could probably bury it 8 times out of 10 in training, but he ain't Mo Salah!

Yep, Edozie (and probably SAA, frankly) would surely have done better than thos guys?

If that clause is there, it's really for our benefit. If Juric turns out shite and we get stuffed regularly between now and the end of the season, I'm not sure people will be clamouring for him to stay next season.

Sulemana is a donkey.

It seems like playing a recognised system and crossing the ball might work. Who would've thought it! That said, WHU have been a bit slack in defence and I'm sure they will tighten up. If we can keep it level, let's hope there's something for Dibbling / Archer.

Commentators talking like he's on the verge of death, instead of just getting one on the strawb.

Good save. We've created three excellent chances in 25 minutes.

Guess what? If you get the ball into the box, you might score a goal!

Camera operators are very adept at picking out special looking fans.

5 at the back doesn't really suit him. He's at his best playing from the wing, based on what we've seen so far.

Interested to see how the central midfield is set up. Martin always had a weird shape in midfield and we frequently got caught with all midfielders the wrong side of the ball.

I'd love to have a beer with them in the 80s.

What's everyone's favourite? Mine is Nile. Portal are also very interesting, but quite a tough listen. I heard Juric prefers S Club 7 now.

Happy Winter, one and all!!!

Can't you say you've got the shits and can't attend?

---------Rambinho---------- KWP--THB--Janny B---Manning -----Downes----Les---------- Suga-------Fernanj------Armstrong -----------Tall Paul------------ Bamboozle them later with a quadruple sub and switch to: -----Downes----Fernanj------ Dibbles----Lallana----Sulemana ------------Archer-------------

Merry Christmas, Saints fans!!