benjii

By scientific measure.

Is he dead? Not been seen for days.

Must have been a tough wank!

Top point.

Against Brest, though? Good on the Brest and good against the Brest.

Are the Dick van Dykes definitely mixed race? Could just be a ginger and a brunette? They look quite got, although the ginger seems to have a massive ass/thighs.

P.s. Up the fucking Saints!!!

Er... he's in the building. He's in the building. Er... he's in the building. Yeah, OUR building, you mutha!! Eat that, slug.

You're right. I'd expect him to follow in the footsteps of Shearer, Walcott, Bale, Shaw, Lallana etc. and stay.

Hopefully he's not even that good.

Hopefully he doesn't start trying to build villages on other teams' training grounds.

He's a bit of a funny head on him, so he has. But I'll let it slide.

Nah. Just Hojbjerg with smoother edges.

She can gobble my knob.

Said before that I think Aribo will end up staying. Too expensive for EFL or Scotland, not attractive to Prem teams. Probably too expensive for Turkey too so it's Saudi or stay put.

Pretty good at everything but excellent at nothing. Enjoy relegation.

She could trigger my extension.

I'd like to smash her transfer record. I'd slam her window shut. Etc.

Stephens, Quarshie, Edwards, Wood. Still have a bit of cover before dipping into the full backs. Personally, I'd be happy enough with Taylor there in a 3. I think THB is one of those that I wouldn't actively want to leave, but if someone will pay a good fee, it's probably not a bad sale.

If we do get promoted this year, it will be with quite a young squad and quite a few of our players will have potential for big moves if they do OK in the PL. On that basis, you would like to think we've learned our lesson and would target a small number of really top signings through the spine of the team. If Ramsdale comes back, that saves us a transfer fee, so we should focus on CB, CM and striker. Rambo Mads -THB/Quarshie-NEW--Mann/Well -----Charles-Janker---NEW----- Fellows/Robinson-NEW-Azaz/Scienza Managed competently, that would at least be competitive, albeit scope to improve at full back. Competition from Bazza, Edwards, Stephens, Matsuki, Sesay, Downes, Archer, Fraser, brings squad up to 23. Try a couple of speculative "for the future" signings at full back. Raise some funds from Bree, Suga, Wood, one of the left backs if Taylor still here, Armstrong and Stewart or Downes. Would still be a tough season but would hopefully get closer to 35 points than 12!

What a day! We signed.... no one.

No thank you, dear.

Read the thread ya lazy cunt.

I donnnntttt belieeeeevvve it. Here's a thing: If you're under 30 and reading this, do you have any idea a wahgwan?