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Poll. Would you be more surprised if: - A. Trump is a paedo - B. Trump is NOT a paedo

You're a farmer, right? Do you own some red flannel trousers? And a tweed blazer / shooting jacket? Mustard shirt? Just turn up with that regalia, mention how the land is doing, try not to sound like a yokel. If you're assumed to be an old fashioned toff, it would be expected that you bumble around in an ancient car.

If it helps, the Duster is a Renault in some markets.

Quite. I remember one of our home games this season where Sulemana missed an open goal from about two yards by running over a low cross. At half time our xG was about 0.2. Complete bullshit.

Why is there a group of butchers in the stairwell?

The meagre revenues of Twitter won't outweigh a 15% drop in Tesla value!

Great thread, Saints fans. Thank you.

Identical noses.

First act: Sundays, Mondays and Tuesdays off.

Hello Saints fans! Can anyone recommend a gardener in the Southampton area? Thank you, Saints fans.

He's right but he's only saying it because he's missed out on some contracts and might lose some subsidies. He wouldn't give a shit about government debt if the spend was heading his way.

Nearly everyone who accumulates tonnes of wealth has loads of luck. That goes for most people who achieve success in anything.

Yeah, was a bit tongue in cheek, but they are fun! I'm afraid I have no other advice on this topic.

Get a pick up truck. They are great and you look hard. I had a RAM TRX - amazing vehicle.

5th biggest net spenders last two seasons....? Bournemouth.

Seems like Ukraine has pulled off a hell of an operation! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cgrg7kelk45t

They were playing like a Guardiola Barcelona team. Very similar system and approach.

Exactly.

Lol. What do you actually think PSG were doing?

Brexit means brexit!

Lol. Ref can't be arsed with added time.

Subs running on the pitch when a goal is scored. Yellow card the feckers!