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It's easy to understand: the football genius Heskey kept him out. Anyway, back on topic...... CHEATING, LYING BASTARDS.

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Yes, indeed. Not to mention Lampitt: a rat joining a sinking ship smells very fishy. CHEATING, LYING BASTARDS.

The only thing keeping them on life support at the moment is the promise of £48 million parachute money over the next 4 years. If the shit really hits the fan, I wonder if BC may try to cut a deal with the PL to get part of this up front (half, maybe?) and agree to forgo the rest? If so, as a secured creditor he'll maybe be able to trouser his wedge, AA will put Cheats FC into voluntary liquidation, and the rotten corpse will be thrown out of the league.

Wow, top post. But surely too good to be true?

Bravo. We won't tell them. P.S. If anyone missed this gem: I'm sure the s cummers are all really jealous of us. What with us being on the edge of liquidation and them having a billionaire owner. We beat them with a team we couldn't afford and won the cup with cash we didn't have and it could mean the end of pompey. It wasn't worth it. As for sl*ging off Le Tissier, you're having a laugh. You'd have to be a moron not to see what a genius player he was despite him being a s cummer. It's no wonder our club is in such a mess when such a large section of our support is so thick.

You could be right. On the other hand, you could be completely, utterly and totally wrong.

Remind me again, how many billionaire investors did Lowe bring in for Saints?

Anyway, for dune's benefit, here's the current score: Cortese/Liebherr 2,500,000,000 Lowe 0

So, in summary, they are CHEATING BASTARDS.

Fear not, liquidisation, the bulldozing of Nottarf Krap, and the building of Tesco on the unholy ground will take quite some time (and hundreds more hilarious fun-packed pages). And as dronskisaint mentioned, there's also the Little gun runner, Mad Milan, Saggy & Storrie Show to look forward to.

He/she claims to be a skate, but makes far too intelligent and balanced comments to be one. A Saint infiltrator I think.

And don't forget the torture of playing in 100 F heat with 100% humidity. God bless the Yanks.

In my opinion that is doing too much. CHEATING BASTARDS.

Heskey: 7 goals in 62 England appearances. Vassell: 6 goals in 22 England appearances. Nuff said.

They seem quite proud to flaunt it. I was about to have my lunch, but I think I'm going to skip it now.

Buy quickly, repent at leisure.

Yes, but I think that could be also said of half our first team.

Very true. And in addition AA counted any Tom, Dick and Harry's claim in full when computing the unsecured votes, but as soon as the CVA was approved he is demanding that Tom, Dick and Harry must now prove their claims, or get nowt. And there are reports of some debts being included in the CVA vote which had already been paid off. Hopefully all of this will come up in court. CHEATING BASTARDS.

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/LatestNews/news/DC-United-4-Pompey-0-1165.aspx A cancelled flight – blame a lightning storm – left the Blues stranded at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport on Friday night. The players got just four hours sleep and were unable to train in preparation for the game. It took the Blues 27 hours to get from Edmonton to Washington, wrecking training plans. And then 14 bags went missing en route, including the ones containing Pompey’s kit. Pompey, backed by about 100 fans, tried as hard as they could in the sweltering heat – at 105 degrees Fahrenheit, Washington’s hottest day of the year. But they looked exhausted from the kick-off and were carved open by a side currently bottom of the MLS with three wins in 17. Both sides were reduced to 10 men early in the second half when Mullins and Santino Quaranta saw straight red for an off-the-ball incident that no-one in the stadium except the referee appeared to see. Attendance: 8,987 :lol:

Your avatar doesn't look very fat.