Dark Munster

This. Once they retire, at the grand old age of 35, for example, then they are free to get smashed every night to make up for lost time.

I actually have to agree with that. Hopefully we're both wrong on one part.

I don't think that analogy works very well, but I'll see if I can make it work. If the rats who infested my house had spent beyond their means to cheat my way to a FA Cup, as well as PL survival for years at the expense of other houses that didn't cheat, then I really couldn't complain if my house were condemned for demolition, especially since I only wanted to call in exterminators when it went tits up.

AA: "We've certainly implemented sufficient cost rationalisation to make the club viable." You mean like bringing in players left right and centre at well over the agreed salary cap? A transfer embargo on player registrations will also then be lifted. Embargo? What embargo?

That's basically the way I see it. We don't need them to get relegated this season (although that would be the icing on the cake). Simply not going up should be enough to see BC pulling the plug, running off with whatever's left of value, and leaving the club to implode. Fingers crossed.

That's assuming AA, BC and Gayboy aren't in collusion on a CVA voting scam.

"We now have immensely powerful GCI techniques, green screens and animatronic facilities. But we’ve looked at your Emile Heskey – and we can’t do anything with that.” :lol::lol:

So Gayboy gets to vote for the CVA, but then later gets his 100%? And no doubt HMRC will bend over again and take it without a fight. Why am I not surprised? Cheating, lying bastards.

Can't you be more specific? Left corner, right corner, down the middle...?

As long as it's not followed by a 0-4 (Bristol reverse score).

Commment number 7: without milan then pompey.fc would not hve had the world wide recognisition in which we have now! we need someone at the club in which we know and trust whole heartedly and i cant think of anyone better then the Legend himself :lol: I suppose by "world wide recognisition" he means everyone now recognises them as CHEATING LYING BASTARDS. P.S. God bless the Italians. They really do things in style.

"I've been in football all my life and my time with Portsmouth is number one" I'm sure that will go down well with the Leicester fans.

Is that a euphemism for receiving brown envelopes from Cheats FC?

I think you may be very close to the mark with that conjecture. His plan A probably is to have a gamble in trying to go up with a limited investment. Hopefully his plan B is to strip them bare, and drop them in the shit, as soon as he sees plan A is going to fail.

Hypothetically, certain people in the FL may find nothing wrong with the "black holes" provided they are "filled" with brown envelopes.

.... a series of furious exchanges between the clubs has led to Portsmouth questioning Genoa's integrity. Unf**kingbelievable.

The Cheats FC takeover saga one in the lounge is always good for a daily laugh.

No, but it is yours! (Nice try, btw )

Well, if we try hard enough we may be able to uncover somewhere in the world a prison team made up of pedophiles, rapists and mass murderers, who could be considered even more disgusting than Cheats FC. Maybe.

They aren't subtle, are they? After years of getting away with cheating and breaking rules they are brazen and cocky about it.

Yes, but we're talking about Cheating Lying Bastards FC here, where up is down, back is front, an embargo means bringing in players, a wage cap means continuing spending like a drunken sailor, amounts owed to creditors swing wildly up and down by £100 million to suit their purposes, and every rule out there means nothing to them.

Oi! Careful. I resemble that remark.

Shane Warne must be smiling. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/article-363135/Warne-slams-Fultons-stupid-decision.html

Any creditor who voted for the CVA (i.e. everyone except HMRC, Hart and one or two others) is getting exactly what they deserve (which is probably SFA).