Was that you dressed as a woman on the last day of the season hamster?
Don't live in denial old boy we're all open minded here, the closets a lonely place for men like you.
Try taking her to the casino & give her a little spending money to gamble with, that way she'll think she has to pay you back without feeling like a prozzy.
I dont think 5 strikers at PL level is too many by any stretch of the imagination, would defo sign JR, wouldn't be too bothered if it was 8 mill either.
Got a sneaky feeling Matt Phillips could be on his way here if Blackpool aren't promoted. Also Kasper is being watched by us spurs and fulham apparently.