Raging Bull

He’s currently dealing spoons in a Turkish bizarre on the Silk Road.

Really looking forward to this now!

The trouble with derby's is that form (I’m aware we’re still finding ours) and rational often go out the window. So anything can happen. However, if they score in the dying minutes like last time in the championship, I’m gonna break out into a tut. And Jack, if you’re reading this, please don’t pull some metrosexual’s hair and get sent off.

I had a quick gander at their spaz board earlier and they seem to think that they’ve had a slightly better few days than us, even though they’ve lost 3 or 4 of their main dudes and we’ve signed proved champ ballers They’re convinced it’s us and them top 2, just not sure of the order.

I know this isn’t exactly a big deal but I’d like Aribo to be sold and for the #7 to be given to someone who's a cut above the rest, like MLT and Lambo etc.

We’re gonna have a very strong championship squad!

He’ll be back on Monday night football soon waxing lyrical about how he’d tactically outwit Liverpool etc. sounding like a natural born winner but ultimately, knowing that everyone watching knows he’s had his bamboo man thong pulled aside and all the other managers have gone in dry. Anyway, paging @Fabrice29 etc again to the Martin munching forum. We’re here if you need a gluten free hug. #chillitsjustbanter #hespaidafortuneandshouldhaveathickskin

Is it compulsory to take a bang average player from your former club…

Looks like a black Joe Rothwell under Martins fitness regime

Do you need a cuddle?

46 so he can blame some other bs stat and as per usual, never admit he’s mr wrong

Come on fam, nail yer balls to the mast and cement your itk cerds on spazweb for years to come. Who we signing… More than the possibility of the Armenian baller I’d never heard of.

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That would be an incredibly strong championship team. I’d love to keep both MF and TD Including those additions

To be fair, I genuinely couldn’t care less about him, I’m just bored, the misses is out and I’m waiting for my youngest to finish baking coz she Russell’s up a mean cake for a young lass. Im pretty sure the vast, vast majority on here don’t wish him any ill.

Paging the sympathiser's to the board, I repeat, calling all Martin munchers to the lolz board @Fabrice29 @gio1saints please can you fight the good fight

Took the dog for a long walk in the woods earlier today and got caught short… 1 thing I noticed when I was walking out was that all the leaves were brown.

West Ham and the remaining dildo brother are feeling the direct impact of the stupid online bill and wankers having to provide id. Dildo sales might be dropping off a cliff so they’re now operating in the sloppy seconds market and can’t afford to fork out top shelf prices.

Sounds like my wife

I think his celebration pointed directly at the criticism he’s received. Fair play to the bloke. There’s only 1 Cornish Maldini

Did someone say Gav and Jack?

Do we have to subscribe to something or is it free?

Yeah it’s getting a little lame. Time to put this out to pasture.

I’m surprised that pony himself @Lord Duckhunter hasn’t galloped in on the nose. That odds were pretty even.

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