Raging Bull

Ah

Smug as anything here because I’m 1 of the beautiful people who uses apple and I have cash for my wine later.

Not good for the secret service by the looks of it https://x.com/johncardillo/status/1812301273145680116?s=46&t=hn-U2zuBXfVCGDsvNESPXA & https://x.com/nickdixoncomic/status/1812276519269736448?s=46&t=hn-U2zuBXfVCGDsvNESPXA

I see your Ed Sheeran and I raise you

I disagree, anywhere else on the pitch, that’s a foul. He went in studs up

Looking at the state of Southampton’s waist line recently, that shouldn’t be difficult. A brisk amble should see most safe. Plus they’ll be feasting for a while so won’t be hungry for at least a month.

There’s only 1 option to be honest, it’s got to be the monkey chicken petting zoo. Nostalgia at it’s best.

It’s called a Maren in our house

I’m sorry, but can we take a moment to appreciate our social media team… https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9DNECLsRz6/?igsh=MTA1bHhkaGF4Z2RoaQ==

80% of the country didn’t vote for him. And he couldn’t care less if he has enough MPs or there’s an opposition - his allegiance is to Davos not Westminster

Think twats and thick graduates Because I don’t want to upset @trousersnow he’s finally got off the fence about something xx

Lib Dem’s getting desperate https://x.com/supertanskiii/status/1806270945058808192?s=46&t=hn-U2zuBXfVCGDsvNESPXA

Cabbage 🥬

Tantrum

I don’t know why, but I expected his Mrs to be hotter than that.

Insane

Bel Air

Sorry Batman, but where clubs finished is irrelevant. Just look back over time to see that it is irrelevant in so many cases. Take Reading finishing above us last time we were in the Championship for example There’s not a cat in hells chance the owner is going to leave anything to a blind gamble. It’s also my opinion that RM won’t get too long if things aren’t going to plan, and that they already have a number of candidates lined up. Spending over a decade in the PL also makes a difference

I’m sorry but can we all take a moment to appreciate Adam from hungry. He’s just been subbed on and is comfortably the fattest player to grace the Euros - ever. Bro was running and guy was moving more than his legs When he came on I had to do a double take, I thought I was looking at rag n bone man!

Gives me original Ted Bates statue vibes

Breakfast

Fondest memory of him this season was the fantastic free kick (and overall performance) against Stoke. Then the subsequent celebration with RM. Top player, top man.

That’s a very good midfield/attack

Assuming he signs, I give it 5 minutes into his first appearance before the “makes Messi look shite” song pops up and everyone is in love again

Blackmore ain’t passing no medical!